Ala bam a
It's now that scary time of year,
To dress frightening, like Balladeer,
Scare the kids, hand out candy,
Make my day, and feel just dandy.
Trick or Treat, that's what they say,
How those "darlings" love to play.
Put on a mask, growl and scream,
Scare them kids and act real mean.
Pumpkins carved like poltergeists,
Only cuz I am so nice,
Play horror type music loud and clear,
Watch them kids run off in fear.
What the hell, we want fun too?
Buy cheap candy, that should do.
Two thousand pieces for a buck or two,
Broccoli suckers, they're good for you!
Then them older gals, dressed like Elvira,
Get "more" than candy, if they desire it,
"Hi little girl, you're dressed so fine,
C'mon in, we'll have a good time."
How old are you? Twenty eight?
Come on in, ya look just great!
Ain't Halloween just fine and dandy?
Hey little girl, ya want some candy?"
It's okay, come on in,
I'm not one of those "kind" of men.
Here's some "candy' for ya to munch on,
What's your name? My name's LongJohn."