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Night at the Crazy Horse Saloon.....................#1

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Balladeer
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0 posted 10-21-1999 09:31 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

(The Crazy Horse is a famous male revue on Miami Beach)

She keeps the house immaculate,
Her shopping keeps me out of debt
With bargains made and sales met.
She'd never make a living hooking
For she's not very sensous-looking
But, when she's in that kitchen cooking,
Of all the women there may be
I'm glad that she belongs to me.

Versed in the ways of the world am I
With sense of humor slightly dry
And, in an effort to feel spry,
While she was playing Betty Crocker I, reclining on the rocker,
Said, perchance to mildly shock her,
"I plan to take you some day soon
To the Crazy Horse Saloon!"

Her features turned a crimson red
As blush raced up from toes to head
And said she'd rather fall down dead!
But I, with calm diplomacy,
Sat her down upon my knee
And said, "Please do it - just for me."
Being a very faithful mate
She nodded and we set the date.

The noisy Crazy Horse Saloon
Bleated out a frenzied tune
As I smiled, "They"ll be coming soon!"
Her hands clenched with anxiety
As she prayed to the deity
And cursed the new society!
While I, with an air of suave-faire,
Acted as though t'were nothing rare.

The lights were turned down very low
Signalling the final show.
I whispered, "Honey, here we go!"
Knowing that my little saint
Was set to fall down in a faint
I held my smile with great restraint.
The music rose up to a roar
As dancers came out on the fIoor!!!

She looked at me to criticize
Then turned her head to hide her eyes
When suddenly, to my surprise,
I saw her take a little peek
At Macho Man's uncovered cheek
And, with a loud, resounding shriek
Clapped her hands and yelled for more
As they came dancing on the floor!

With Injun Chief she gave a roar
With Cowboy almost hit the floor
With Macho Man she begged for more!
She stuffed my dollar bills inside
The coverings of their manly pride
-Her fingers wiggled while inside !!!
While I jumped up and waved my hand
Pointing at my wedding band!

For two full hours I sat and booed
Exhibitionists so crude
Wondering - how did I look in the nude?)
As she went on at fever pace
Perspiration on her face
Leaving me in sad disgrace.
After those bodies on the floor
I felt I'd make a sad encore!

Arriving home, she grabbed my hand
(Obvious what she had planned)
I didn't even have time to stand!
Now I'm not one to curse at luck
But that wild woman ran amok!
And all while whistling "Disco Duck!"
I moaned and groaned in agony
At what that woman did to me.

Her angel face has now returned
No memory of passion burned
Nor of the worm that boldly turned.
She looks so peaceful lying there,
A perfect wife and mine to share
But, in my head, I hear "Beware!"

Before you take her for granted too soon
Remember that scorching summer night
- at the Crazy Horse Saloon.


© Copyright 1999 Michael Mack - All Rights Reserved
Denise
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1 posted 10-21-1999 09:48 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Sounds like a wild and crazy place!
GREAT POEM! Good message in this too!

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Denise
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2 posted 10-21-1999 09:57 PM       View Profile for Julie   Email Julie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Julie

ROFL...What a great guy you are...take her for granted...can't see it...Well done, Sire.

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3 posted 10-21-1999 10:05 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Great poem, 'Deer - as usual - yanno, you might have some writing a really poor poem (mimic old Toerag, that oughta do it). I'll bet people would drop over backwards at the shock - lol
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4 posted 10-21-1999 10:13 PM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

ROFL....Enjoyed this much Balladeer....almost as much as the two birthdays I celebrated there......g

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May your days be filled with lots of sunshine and your nights lit up by golden moonbeams
WhtDove
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5 posted 10-21-1999 10:34 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Great story you tell! What the heck you doin going in there? eh? LOL...enjoyed this wild time. It's the only one I'm gonna get. LOL
Seymour Tabin
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6 posted 10-21-1999 10:41 PM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Baladeer,
All I can say is crazy man. Perhaps a lesson was learned by all?
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7 posted 10-21-1999 11:32 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Denise....it is wild and crazy!
Julie...I can't see it, either. Thank you.
LongJohn...I gotta feeling Toe's coming after ya for that one!
Pepper..You! Twice?!! Really?!
WhtDove..I was working there. Don't give up hopes on wild times.
Sy...You can say that again!
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8 posted 10-22-1999 02:27 AM       View Profile for PhaerieChild   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PhaerieChild

I love it!!! I laughed so hard at this. We have a Crazy Horse here and I had once spent many a night there and remember it fondly.

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If you love me like music, I'll be your song.
~Heart~ Dreamboat Annie

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9 posted 10-22-1999 10:00 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

I can't possibly comment on this poem (comments on your poems are so repetitive anyway... great job, great poem, genius writer... the usual.) *G* I'm too busy ROFLMAO at the thought of you cavorting around to the tune of "Disco Duck!"
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10 posted 10-22-1999 03:00 PM       View Profile for Watcher666   Email Watcher666   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Watcher666's Home Page   View IP for Watcher666

LMAO! Well Sir you've done it now! Shall this be a weekly visit?

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Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you.
 
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