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Leonardo's Lament.... or "Life in the 'stute"

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WhtDove
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25 posted 09-26-1999 11:37 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFLMAO...You guys are hillarious! Great poems back and forth. Keep up the laughter!
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26 posted 09-26-1999 12:42 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Just a little pen-prick
This won't hurt a bit
Justin Kace you are sick
How's that jacket fit?
Made from " fine corinthian leather "
Stitched by Ricardo Montalban
When you're feeling under the weather
We'll let you try it on
The buckles of patina , green
Hand made by Juan Valdez
When he's not picking coffee beans
A least that's what he says
The leather staps so sturdy
Hold you in their embrace
For when you get too wordy
Justin Thyme or Justin Kace
Though the canvas isn't painted
It was woven by Van Gogh
If this assertion you think tainted
Ask him , he'll say so
And those baskets that you're weaving
Are the cause of Lisa's smile
But I'm afraid I must be leaving
To make my rounds takes quite a while

Dr. Moose
Denise
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27 posted 09-26-1999 07:41 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

What? That's it? Come on, I'm enjoying this. (Maybe I should be in the 'stute'!)

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Denise

[This message has been edited by dsnyder (edited 09-26-1999).]
Justin Thyme
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28 posted 09-26-1999 07:43 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

Hiya Doc! How in the heck did you know where to find us all? You're really somethin' else for sure, dude! Hey, keep this under your hat, ok? You're not going to get us in any trouble over this are you? After all, we can't help it, really we can't. We're NUTS! mwahahahaha! Whatever you do, I warn you, if nurse ratchet finds out, you're in just as much trouble as we are so .... hehehe... I just know you'll keep a lid on it.

Hey, out on your rounds, do me a favor, huh? Tell Pablo I thought his poem was wicked kewl! Trading a head for a balladeer butt... LOL.
Justin Kace
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29 posted 09-26-1999 10:58 PM       View Profile for Justin Kace   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Justin Kace

Whew..... I got another whole section done on the Sistene today..... OMiGod...... I just had another hallucination.... I was sure I saw a Moose in doctor's scrubs go by my door....YIKES!!!!
The Unknown Poet
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30 posted 09-27-1999 12:21 AM       View Profile for The Unknown Poet   Email The Unknown Poet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for The Unknown Poet

Well it's come to my attention
There's something strange going on here.
Yeah, everything was going smoothe,
And then comes along Balladeer.

Speading viscious rumors,
About poor 'ol pablo.
Now pablo's peeved and we're all grieved,
'Cept Michelangelo.

He's too busy painting the chapel,
Bet he doesn't even know
Lisa's back with Leonardo,
Albeit without her toe.

There was even a drive by
By good ol' Desperado.
And I even got my ear back,
I, the great Vincent VanGogh.

Now what I find so strange here,
'Tis a fact we all well know.
Only the truly great artist
Have names that end in O.

So what is he trying to pull,
This sneaky Balladeer?
Me thinks it to be mutiny,
The moose is in on it, I fear.

I saw him taking rounds with Ratchet.
A repulsive thought, I can't refute.
Yeah, it's plain to me, he longs to be
Balladeer, King of the stute.

Vincent



[This message has been edited by The Unknown Poet (edited 09-27-1999).]
Nurse Crachet
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31 posted 09-27-1999 10:11 AM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

How long did you think it would take me to find you? I have my spies you know. Problem is I found you here on this board, but somehow your escaping me over here. I will find your buddy Balladeer, and get him to spill the beans on where you are. I will find you just wait, and then I shall paddle you down the river!
Balladeer
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32 posted 09-27-1999 11:43 AM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Hey, Pablo, threaten if you will.
It really doesn't matter.
Who knows what you paint anyway?
You just make colors splatter.

I didn't mean to spill the beans
About how you got your name
But what's the diff? Nobody cares
You're third-rate, just the same.

So bring it on. I wait with glee
You washed-up romeo.
I'd like to chat but I must help
Old Vince make his van go.
Pablo
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33 posted 09-27-1999 01:33 PM       View Profile for Pablo   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Pablo

Hey! Balladeer! You listen up!
Insult me. Go ahead!
Haha, your words roll off my back!
They make me laugh, instead.
No, I'm not laughing at your wit,
I'm laughing at your ass
'cause here comes big bad Nurse Cratchet,
who tolerates no sass.

She's wielding a big needle for your
big bold blatant butt!
She'll get you soon, my loco friend
because you are a NUT!
You are no king, you are no prince,
no painter like the rest.
In fact, dear sir, you soon will wince...
and Cratchet's stab's the test.

You see, she'll look for Balladeer
in Michelangelo's van
and when the jump start's getting near,
She'll shout out, "There's my man!"

She'll see you bend beneath the hood--
aim her needle toward your head,
because your butt's been swapped for you,
it's now your head, instead!
You see, although you think I paint
with splash of paint, by feel--
I really paint reality,
yep, what I paint's soon real!

So when I tell you that your crown
has fallen off your head...
Just look behind you, then look down,
it's on your butt, instead!
Haha, you thought your comments 'bout
my last name were real cute!
Haha, watch out, my witty friend,
this is an ARTIST's 'stute.

sincerely,

Pablo P.
Artiste Extraordinaire
WhtDove
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34 posted 09-27-1999 03:12 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

You guys are keeping me in stitches. LOL
Dr.Moose1
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35 posted 09-27-1999 05:11 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

It wasn't hard to find you guys , though Jimi and Walt tried to spoof me .
They sent me to Pluto by dragonfly , I took the bus to Goofy .
And here we are a lovely bunch , bananas everywhere .
I walked to school and brought my lunch ,so Hey!, don't touch me there !
Wow ! that Ratchet's hands are cold ,I like the color blue .
All is going according to plan , there's so much here to do !
I can alphabetize and prioritize , to my hearts content .
Which might be why I'm "tutionalized ', who signed that darn consent ?
Hmmm...I find this by it's nature queer ,
though I've got rounds to do .
Even the poems are schizoid here ,
I must try to think this through .
Dr. Moose
Justin Thyme
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36 posted 09-27-1999 05:34 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

Dr. MOOSE!!!! I didn't recognize you! I thought you were that new dude cratchet hired.... damn! nope, it's YOU, alright! How you been, buddy? I haven't seen you since St. Elizabeth's! (Remember when you broke into the lab and got all that extra prozac? LOL... you were OUT there, buddy boy! You better watch out for that kinda thing over here. Crachet will eat you alive!)

hehehe... but if you're looking for a "patient", try that dude, balladeer. He doesn't even know he's in the 'stute! He'll never be able to follow your "credentials"... hehehe... just tell him all the 'stutes you've been at and he'll bend over for a shot! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... thanks for the laugh, big moose. LOL


hehehe
-Justin T.
Justin Kace
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37 posted 09-27-1999 06:00 PM       View Profile for Justin Kace   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Justin Kace

I did not eat that Toe last night
Nor chewed on VanGogh's ear
Instead I called on Balladeer
And told him of my plight

I said this dinner's really bad
I wouldn't eat it so -
Tough Toenails Michelangelo
You're really all quite mad...

While Doctor Moose was doing rounds
Deer got there Justin Thyme
To save the day for Justin Kace
As amputees abound...

While in this 'stute don't ever nag -
Just look at Pablo's butt
This Toe will rot - For off it's cut
Let's wrap it in a rag...

We got the rag - the Toe inside
So Vince would never know -
But please don't fret - I know that Toe
Rag's
in formaldehyde....
Pablo
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38 posted 09-27-1999 06:33 PM       View Profile for Pablo   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Pablo

I'm going to the garden
to weave a little bit.
You all are basket-KACES.
I think you all are LIT.


your friend,
Pablo P.
(hey, leonardo! i hear there's an "ool" at St. Sophia's.... no "p" in it... hehehe)
Dr.Moose1
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39 posted 09-27-1999 07:39 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

I really must confess , I'm not in on this with Ratchet .
Just 'cause I do " knee jerk tests " , with my rubber hatchet .
I only took this job here , at the Institute,
to deal with some personal fears , that I have of " mixed fruit " !
Those and missing body parts , and paintings on the ceiling .
As a student of the arts , I find these most revealing .
Why... as I remarked to Dorothy , just the other day,
We're not in Kansas anymore you see ,
( which blew her right away ).
Justin Kace you see me , while my rounds I make .
Think it not conspiracy , with Ratchet that old fake .
She'll be causing me no trouble , I know this for a fact .
I can burst her little bubble , now I've wised- up to her act .
I caught her in the west wing , popping pills like they were candy .
Pablo painted everything , so I got proof ,which comes in handy .
But keep this under your paper hat , about old Ratchet's thieving .
We can't let her get wind of that , or the grounds I will be leaving !
Nurse Crachet
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40 posted 09-28-1999 03:25 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

I seemed to have caught a breeze
blowing in a mighty nasty sneeze
why Dr. Moose is spreading germs
amongst our famous wacky worms
Nurse Crachet's here to protect
my nieve worms from neglect
I know my worms love me so
and that is why I let them grow
herbal plants on window sills
to chase away their evil chills
so Dr. Moose you best beware
germs you spread may be rare
but I have defenses at hand
that make oreo cookies bland.
Dr.Moose1
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41 posted 09-28-1999 09:34 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

You don't scare me Cratchet, I'm hip to your game , I broke out of this place , find me by my name !
Denise
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42 posted 09-28-1999 11:43 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

UH-OH! There's a Moose on the loose!!

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Denise
Justine Uff
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43 posted 10-21-1999 08:03 PM       View Profile for Justine Uff   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Justine Uff

There they all are - I've been looking Justin All The Wrong Places
Justin Thyme
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44 posted 10-21-1999 10:09 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

Someone found this poem of mine.
Looks like they found it Justin Thyme!
In Number Two, it had got loose!
This poem was running from the MOOSE!
And Just when you had Justine Uff,
somebody found this silly stuff!
They moved it up to O-P-3,
and then said OPEN SESAME!

Stuck in the 'stute and off the street!
We're locked up here, so things repeat!
I wrote this poem a month ago!
Hey, CRATCHET, NURSY, LET ME GO!!!!

Dr.Moose1
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45 posted 10-25-1999 05:01 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Who brought this forth from O.P Two ?
That was a silly thing to do .
I liked it there , I made some friends
Though some drooled a bit , and one wore depends ( Justin Continent )
That 'stute was good , except one part
Which according to Cratchit , was state of the art
They locked me up , a true recluse
An agoraphobic schizoid moose
They shut the hatch and threw the bolt , and gave me 15,000 volts
They said it was for my own good , but they don't fool me , those peckerwoods
No way , uh-uh , nope , not a chance
I know it's 'cause I like to dance
So now that we're here , what say that we do
A sedated Funky - Chicken , or the twice baked Boog-a-loo



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Sometimes nonsense isn't .
The Unknown Poet
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46 posted 10-25-1999 05:33 PM       View Profile for The Unknown Poet   Email The Unknown Poet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for The Unknown Poet

Oh no, Oh no, say it ain't so.
I thought that I was free.
I carried on with the 'stute gone,
But what's this I now see?
I ran, I ran, I'm a free man!
I know that this can't be...
Must be a dream, it sure does seem -
The 'stute's in Open3!

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the unknown

what you don't know can't hurt you,
But more than likely can drive you mad.


[This message has been edited by The Unknown Poet (edited 10-25-1999).]
Justin Credible
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47 posted 10-25-1999 05:39 PM       View Profile for Justin Credible   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Justin Credible

You're a trip, old Dr. Moose!
You know my grandpa? Do you?
He's Justin Continent, you know!
I guess he couldn't fool you!

When he was home, before the 'stute,
my grandma, Justine Sidious...
had tried her best to keep him dry,
but said, "No-one should pity us!"

She was the one that locked him up,
she called the white coats in on him.
And when they came to bring him here,
she made some muffins (cinnamin).

"I will not worry 'bout my man,"
she told her Uncle Leon.
"As long as he's no longer here,
I don't CARE what he'll pee on."

And so it went,
and so it goes,
when standing near him,
watch your toes!

--------------------------
This is Justin Credible!!! Signing off!
Vincent VanGogh
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48 posted 10-25-1999 06:37 PM       View Profile for Vincent VanGogh   Email Vincent VanGogh   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Vincent VanGogh

I'll kick that moose in the caboose
For leading them to me.
Was it not him, upon a whim
That brought the 'stute to 3?
Lawdy da da - blah blah blah blah,
I will never be free!
White coats are here, again I fear
The 'stute's my destiny.



------------------
Vinny

Only someone I held true and dear,
Would I ever lend an ear.

Dr.Moose1
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49 posted 10-25-1999 06:39 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Bring out the whole gang, and add a few more
This place is much bigger , with a brand new dance floor
Calling all Jusins , c'mon back One Flew
Draw Vince a picture , he might not hear you
C'mon down Michaelangelo, have you seen the new Matisse?
It was painted by the artist "Toe" , with the help of certain geese
We've got a brand new wax museum , thanks to Andrew Scott
We keep it air conditioned , so he doesn't get too hot
We've got Suthern hospitality , and artistes extraodinaire
You can look anytime Watcher666 , just try not to stare
You see now that's the thing , about coming to this place
Though you've stopped just for a visit , they might keep you Justin Kace
You might think I am kidding , that this could not be true
That there is just no possible way , that they can get to you
Well YOU'RE WRONG I'm here to tell ya , that I've seen it done
Once you're written into the story line, you've got no place to run !
I tried to hide in O.P. Two , and you see where it got me
They dragged me kicking and screaming , to Open Poetry Three !


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Sometimes nonsense isn't .
 
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