I got to DC Justin Thyme
to hang and meet the rest.
I tried my hand at pool and rhyme,
but I was less than best.
I missed some parts, so drop the dime!
(Whatever could he mean?)
Des says that he'd be glad to share
some dirt about Doreen?!?
Haha, heehee... that sounds like fun!
(I'm glad you gave up smokes...)
But I could take this to the 'stute,
this dirt about these folks!
I'm Leonardo and I paint
fine pictures for the wall.
And if I could escape this 'stute,
I'd hang out with you all.
What I don't understand is this,
how could you guys be loose?
You're clearly just as nuts as me!
But *I'M* with Doctor Moose.
Nurse Cratchet, she is such a witch!
They use cardboard for meat!
I'm stuck here at the 'stute, my friends,
and YOU are on the street!
I never wore a groucho nose.
I'm certainly no spy!
There's only two of you who're sane,
LongJohn and Lorelei!
But I'm locked up and you are not,
it makes no sense to me...
that NUTS who storm the Capital
stay on the street and free!