George Carlin, perspectives on life.
It sounds pretty good to me.
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
You should die first and get it the hell out of the way.
Then live in an old age home for just the proper stay.
Get kicked out when your too young and you get a gold watch
Work forty years till young enough for retirement
Do drugs, alcohol, party till your enlightenment
After that you become a kid again in grade school
From there a baby with all the childish emoting.
Go back in the womb and spend the last nine months floating.
And all that's left, to finish off as an orgasm.