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I Hate You Balladeer!

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Toerag
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0 posted 10-20-1999 08:34 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

Balladeer I hate you,
With all your brains and such,
The poetry that you do,
That everyone likes so much.

Balladeer I hate you,
Always chastizing poor old Toe,
The way ya try to hurt my feelings,
The way your poetry flows.

Balladeer I hate you,
The way you make your rhymes,
Using mere intelligence,
Your message sometimes sublime.

Balladeer I hate you,
Cuz it's guys like you that seem
Make guys like me come back for more,
Even if you are so mean.

Balladeer I hate you,
And this is the reason why;
I wish you lived much closer,
Cuz I really love ya guy!!!

P.S....Balladeer, yanno that 200 bucks I owe ya man?...It may be a while before I can pay ya back..okay man?......Can I borrow your car tonight?
© Copyright 1999 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
Justin Conceivable
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1 posted 10-20-1999 09:02 AM       View Profile for Justin Conceivable   Email Justin Conceivable   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Conceivable

Hehehehe
he told me ya don't hafta pay him back toe!
Justin Conceivable
Pepper
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2 posted 10-20-1999 09:04 AM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

LOL......cute Toe......

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May your days be filled with lots of sunshine and your nights lit up by golden moonbeams
Watcher666
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3 posted 10-20-1999 09:28 AM       View Profile for Watcher666   Email Watcher666   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Watcher666's Home Page   View IP for Watcher666

Cute poem!

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Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you.
Marilyn
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4 posted 10-20-1999 09:32 AM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

Too cute Toe....Great poem. Balladeer will love it!
Iloveit
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5 posted 10-20-1999 09:54 AM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

*big grins* and ROFG, great poem toe
Poet deVine
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6 posted 10-20-1999 09:56 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

This place has created some great couples and high on this list are Toe and Balladeer.. compliments to the poet on this one Toe....
Andrew Scott
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7 posted 10-20-1999 10:47 AM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Talk about your love / hate relationships! I gotta say that this was pretty good Sir Toe. A word of caution... I hear Sir Balladeer charges 200% interest, compounded daily on late payments and his bill collector's name is Guido.
Balladeer
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8 posted 10-20-1999 03:25 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Gee, Toe, I don't know why you hate me,
Criticize me and berate me?
Haven't I been there for you
With always some kind word or two?

Gosh, Toe, I don't know why you hate me,
Bully and intimidate me?
Though Long John said you were a twit,
Did I believe a word of it?

Darn, Toe, I wish ya didn't hate me
Spitefully humiliate me.
Though Suthern picks you over me
Have I shown any jealousy?

Well, I'm the one who should be mad
The way you force me to
Use every brain cell I possess
To just keep up with you.

Ain't easy trying to stay ahead.
You've caused me sleepless nights
Of working, scheming, writing verse
To keep up in our fights.

If not for you, I'd take a break,
Be nice to if I could
But, no! You've the audacity
To force me to be good!

But, Toe, I'd rather you don't hate me.
It's better when you tittilate me.
I bow down to your rapier wit
And I'm a better man because of it.


PS>Andrew is right. The 200 is now 220...and rising. Not my fault. That penile implant was SO important to you so.....!

WhtDove
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9 posted 10-20-1999 03:32 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Toe great poem! And the end oh how sweet!

I think Balladeer missed that part! hehe...
Keep em' coming Toe!!
Seymour Tabin
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10 posted 10-20-1999 05:51 PM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Toe,
I'd really watch out for Guido.
Good job on the poem.
Justin Thyme
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11 posted 10-20-1999 07:53 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

I knew it! I knew it!
There is nothing to it!
They *DO* like each other sooooo much!
Is it "Toe and Ball" or
"Ball and Toe"?
Does the couple call it such?

HEE HEE! HA HA!
It's very clear now!
They fight like man and wife!

Then Toe talks about "luv", not hate,
Ball talks about "tittilate"!
I guess that's the fun in their life!

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Justin T.
hehehe
Soleil
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12 posted 10-20-1999 08:17 PM       View Profile for Soleil   Email Soleil   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Soleil

Do they allow such feelings at the 'stute?
Cause yu'all seem a bit whacked out.
Systematic Decay
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13 posted 10-20-1999 09:01 PM       View Profile for Systematic Decay   Email Systematic Decay   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Systematic Decay

Hmmm, Balladeer, I'm wondering why you would lend Toe money for an implant of that nature...?

LOL my thoughts are running the same path of Justin Thyme's!



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"Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage."
-Billy Corgan-
suthern
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14 posted 10-21-1999 07:10 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFLMAO!!! I love this! *G* You guys are too much... reminds me of a comment Long John once made to me about someone continually raising the ante (names withheld to protect the guilty! LOL)

But Balladeer... it's really mean of you to charge such a high interest rate... After all, your surgery went just fine... you could show a BIT more gratitude, yanno... since sweet Toe simply couldn't stand the thought of you not having a life! *EG*
Toerag
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15 posted 10-21-1999 07:38 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

S. Decay.....LOL.....well done reply!

Yanno, it's funny how "times" change....I was a "hippie" type in the late 60's early 70's. Kinda the "Peace, Love and Blacklights" kinda crowd.....and we could say we "Loved our fellow man" back then without anyone thinking you were gay?

(But the next time that damn Balladeer tries to kiss me I'm gonna beat the living hell outta him!).........
Justbleu
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16 posted 12-04-2001 01:25 PM       View Profile for Justbleu   Email Justbleu   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justbleu's Home Page   View IP for Justbleu

Me Likes digging in the archives....I missed this one way back when.  Funny as always Toe.  Thanks for the laugh!!!!!

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