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Toerag
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since 1999-07-29
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Ala bam a

0 posted 1999-10-20 08:34 AM


Balladeer I hate you,
With all your brains and such,
The poetry that you do,
That everyone likes so much.

Balladeer I hate you,
Always chastizing poor old Toe,
The way ya try to hurt my feelings,
The way your poetry flows.

Balladeer I hate you,
The way you make your rhymes,
Using mere intelligence,
Your message sometimes sublime.

Balladeer I hate you,
Cuz it's guys like you that seem
Make guys like me come back for more,
Even if you are so mean.

Balladeer I hate you,
And this is the reason why;
I wish you lived much closer,
Cuz I really love ya guy!!!

P.S....Balladeer, yanno that 200 bucks I owe ya man?...It may be a while before I can pay ya back..okay man?......Can I borrow your car tonight?

© Copyright 1999 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
Justin Conceivable
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since 1999-10-16
Posts 16

1 posted 1999-10-20 09:02 AM


Hehehehe
he told me ya don't hafta pay him back toe!
Justin Conceivable

Pepper
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since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079
Southern Florida
2 posted 1999-10-20 09:04 AM


LOL......cute Toe......

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May your days be filled with lots of sunshine and your nights lit up by golden moonbeams

Watcher666
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since 1999-10-13
Posts 1606

3 posted 1999-10-20 09:28 AM


Cute poem!

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Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you.

Marilyn
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since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621
Ontario, Canada
4 posted 1999-10-20 09:32 AM


Too cute Toe....Great poem. Balladeer will love it!
Iloveit
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since 1999-09-02
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NM
5 posted 1999-10-20 09:54 AM


*big grins* and ROFG, great poem toe
Poet deVine
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Hurricane Alley
6 posted 1999-10-20 09:56 AM


This place has created some great couples and high on this list are Toe and Balladeer.. compliments to the poet on this one Toe....

Andrew Scott
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since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA
7 posted 1999-10-20 10:47 AM


Talk about your love / hate relationships! I gotta say that this was pretty good Sir Toe. A word of caution... I hear Sir Balladeer charges 200% interest, compounded daily on late payments and his bill collector's name is Guido.
Balladeer
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8 posted 1999-10-20 03:25 PM


Gee, Toe, I don't know why you hate me,
Criticize me and berate me?
Haven't I been there for you
With always some kind word or two?

Gosh, Toe, I don't know why you hate me,
Bully and intimidate me?
Though Long John said you were a twit,
Did I believe a word of it?

Darn, Toe, I wish ya didn't hate me
Spitefully humiliate me.
Though Suthern picks you over me
Have I shown any jealousy?

Well, I'm the one who should be mad
The way you force me to
Use every brain cell I possess
To just keep up with you.

Ain't easy trying to stay ahead.
You've caused me sleepless nights
Of working, scheming, writing verse
To keep up in our fights.

If not for you, I'd take a break,
Be nice to if I could
But, no! You've the audacity
To force me to be good!

But, Toe, I'd rather you don't hate me.
It's better when you tittilate me.
I bow down to your rapier wit
And I'm a better man because of it.


PS>Andrew is right. The 200 is now 220...and rising. Not my fault. That penile implant was SO important to you so.....!


WhtDove
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since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245
Illinois
9 posted 1999-10-20 03:32 PM


Toe great poem! And the end oh how sweet!

I think Balladeer missed that part! hehe...
Keep em' coming Toe!!

Seymour Tabin
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since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla
10 posted 1999-10-20 05:51 PM


Toe,
I'd really watch out for Guido.
Good job on the poem.

Justin Thyme
Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216
Oz
11 posted 1999-10-20 07:53 PM


I knew it! I knew it!
There is nothing to it!
They *DO* like each other sooooo much!
Is it "Toe and Ball" or
"Ball and Toe"?
Does the couple call it such?

HEE HEE! HA HA!
It's very clear now!
They fight like man and wife!

Then Toe talks about "luv", not hate,
Ball talks about "tittilate"!
I guess that's the fun in their life!

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Justin T.
hehehe

Soleil
Member
since 1999-06-12
Posts 113

12 posted 1999-10-20 08:17 PM


Do they allow such feelings at the 'stute?
Cause yu'all seem a bit whacked out.

Systematic Decay
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since 1999-09-15
Posts 1301
That place with padded walls and funny people in white.........
13 posted 1999-10-20 09:01 PM


Hmmm, Balladeer, I'm wondering why you would lend Toe money for an implant of that nature...?

LOL my thoughts are running the same path of Justin Thyme's!



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"Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage."
-Billy Corgan-

suthern
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Louisiana
14 posted 1999-10-21 07:10 AM


ROFLMAO!!! I love this! *G* You guys are too much... reminds me of a comment Long John once made to me about someone continually raising the ante (names withheld to protect the guilty! LOL)

But Balladeer... it's really mean of you to charge such a high interest rate... After all, your surgery went just fine... you could show a BIT more gratitude, yanno... since sweet Toe simply couldn't stand the thought of you not having a life! *EG*

Toerag
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since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622
Ala bam a
15 posted 1999-10-21 07:38 AM


S. Decay.....LOL.....well done reply!

Yanno, it's funny how "times" change....I was a "hippie" type in the late 60's early 70's. Kinda the "Peace, Love and Blacklights" kinda crowd.....and we could say we "Loved our fellow man" back then without anyone thinking you were gay?

(But the next time that damn Balladeer tries to kiss me I'm gonna beat the living hell outta him!).........

Justbleu
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since 1999-08-31
Posts 3329
Oregon, Originally From Alaska :)
16 posted 2001-12-04 01:25 PM


Me Likes digging in the archives....I missed this one way back when.  Funny as always Toe.  Thanks for the laugh!!!!!

Bridgette  

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