Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA
Gee, Toe, I don't know why you hate me,
Criticize me and berate me?
Haven't I been there for you
With always some kind word or two?
Gosh, Toe, I don't know why you hate me,
Bully and intimidate me?
Though Long John said you were a twit,
Did I believe a word of it?
Darn, Toe, I wish ya didn't hate me
Spitefully humiliate me.
Though Suthern picks you over me
Have I shown any jealousy?
Well, I'm the one who should be mad
The way you force me to
Use every brain cell I possess
To just keep up with you.
Ain't easy trying to stay ahead.
You've caused me sleepless nights
Of working, scheming, writing verse
To keep up in our fights.
If not for you, I'd take a break,
Be nice to if I could
But, no! You've the audacity
To force me to be good!
But, Toe, I'd rather you don't hate me.
It's better when you tittilate me.
I bow down to your rapier wit
And I'm a better man because of it.
PS>Andrew is right. The 200 is now 220...and rising. Not my fault. That penile implant was SO important to you so.....!