Ala bam a
It's been brought to my attention,
That there's another element addition,
"Woman" being the element name,
Atomic weight we will not mention.
This element has a curvy form,
And boils at seemingly nothing,
It may freeze with little warning,
Or melt when given something.
It's bitter if not used well,
It's very active and unstable,
Has strong affinity to gold and silver,
Absorbs chocolate when available.
It also has a tendency,
To turn a pale green when;
Placed beside another
More attractive specimen.
It's highly ornamental,
A catalyst for dispersion of,
Wealth and income properties,
And is explosive once a month!
[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 10-20-1999).]