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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 1999-10-20 08:27 AM

It's been brought to my attention,
That there's another element addition,
"Woman" being the element name,
Atomic weight we will not mention.

This element has a curvy form,
And boils at seemingly nothing,
It may freeze with little warning,
Or melt when given something.

It's bitter if not used well,
It's very active and unstable,
Has strong affinity to gold and silver,
Absorbs chocolate when available.

It also has a tendency,
To turn a pale green when;
Placed beside another
More attractive specimen.

It's highly ornamental,
A catalyst for dispersion of,
Wealth and income properties,
And is explosive once a month!

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 10-20-1999).]

RainbowGirl
Member Elite

since 1999-07-31

Posts 3023
United Kingdom

1 posted 1999-10-20 09:07 AM

ROFLMAO...Did you have to make me choke on my chocolate?..LOL

HUSG

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Justin Conceivable
Junior Member

since 1999-10-16

Posts 16

2 posted 1999-10-20 09:08 AM

Toe! I am NEVER irritable, my shade is NEVER green, green looks horrible on me. And I don't eat chocolate it'll make me fat. Oh yeah and what was that Atomic weight crack? You digging at my size? We'll just see about this!
JC

[This message has been edited by Justin Conceivable (edited 10-20-1999).]

Pepper
Member Elite

since 1999-08-19

Posts 3079
Southern Florida

3 posted 1999-10-20 09:17 AM

ROFL......love this one Toe!

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Watcher666
Senior Member

since 1999-10-13

Posts 1606

4 posted 1999-10-20 09:22 AM

Roflmao....this is women to a T!

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Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you.

Marilyn
Member Elite

since 1999-09-26

Posts 2621
Ontario, Canada

5 posted 1999-10-20 09:29 AM

Ahh but you forgot to meantion the atomic brother to this one. It's structure is almost the same. The difference is only a atom. This element is called "Man". This element has less curves but is more explosive then it's sister element. The shade of green is deeper when another of it's kind gets too close to the "Woman" element.

This "Man" or "Male" element is less active then it's sister and it's freezing point is at a higher temperature.

Please when talking about the table of elements please do not forget all the variables....LOL.

Great work here Toe. I truely hope this isn't really how you feel about the female creature. Oh BTW...I was here at 6 and was stood up. Any thoughts on that?....ROTFL.

Iloveit
Senior Member

since 1999-09-02

Posts 1121
NM

6 posted 1999-10-20 09:57 AM

yeah but you forgot one thing.....how nice we are too hold tight *ng*....sort makes up for the unstability

great poem

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

7 posted 1999-10-20 08:32 PM

ROFLMAO!!!! This one, Toe, is magnifiicent indeed. I like it when you write serious.

Systematic Decay
Senior Member

since 1999-09-15

Posts 1301
That place with padded walls and funny people in white.........

8 posted 1999-10-20 08:45 PM

We have to put up with our "monthly visitor," so we have the right for that monthly explosiveness. Childbirth and less ease in relieving ourselves are also hardships of being this elemant,"Woman."

LMAO

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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

9 posted 1999-10-21 07:09 AM

But this "new" element does supply a bunch of calcium...enough to make one hard....okay Ron, I'll behave.....

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

10 posted 1999-10-21 07:25 AM

Don't behave too much, sweet Toe... for this is wonderful!!! Granted, I'm only one representative of this marvelous element... but I'm ROFLMAO!!!! Great job!

Kitty**
Member

since 1999-07-27

Posts 428
Charlottesville,VA USA

11 posted 1999-10-21 08:45 AM

LMAO....Ahhhh, the insight to a woman,
from a mans point of views.
I dare say you 'd never want
to be in our shoes??

I throughly enjoyed this!!

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Kitty**

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

12 posted 1999-10-21 08:48 AM

Kitty....Ummmm?...Uh, er, well....It's not your "shoes" I have any interest in getting into.....it's, um, uh...oh well...you know!

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