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New Element Discovered

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Toerag
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0 posted 10-20-1999 08:27 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

It's been brought to my attention,
That there's another element addition,
"Woman" being the element name,
Atomic weight we will not mention.

This element has a curvy form,
And boils at seemingly nothing,
It may freeze with little warning,
Or melt when given something.

It's bitter if not used well,
It's very active and unstable,
Has strong affinity to gold and silver,
Absorbs chocolate when available.

It also has a tendency,
To turn a pale green when;
Placed beside another
More attractive specimen.

It's highly ornamental,
A catalyst for dispersion of,
Wealth and income properties,
And is explosive once a month!



[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 10-20-1999).]
© Copyright 1999 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
RainbowGirl
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1 posted 10-20-1999 09:07 AM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

ROFLMAO...Did you have to make me choke on my chocolate?..LOL

HUSG

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Justin Conceivable
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2 posted 10-20-1999 09:08 AM       View Profile for Justin Conceivable   Email Justin Conceivable   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Conceivable

Toe! I am NEVER irritable, my shade is NEVER green, green looks horrible on me. And I don't eat chocolate it'll make me fat. Oh yeah and what was that Atomic weight crack? You digging at my size? We'll just see about this!
JC

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Pepper
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3 posted 10-20-1999 09:17 AM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

ROFL......love this one Toe!

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May your days be filled with lots of sunshine and your nights lit up by golden moonbeams
Watcher666
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4 posted 10-20-1999 09:22 AM       View Profile for Watcher666   Email Watcher666   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Watcher666's Home Page   View IP for Watcher666

Roflmao....this is women to a T!

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Marilyn
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5 posted 10-20-1999 09:29 AM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

Ahh but you forgot to meantion the atomic brother to this one. It's structure is almost the same. The difference is only a atom. This element is called "Man". This element has less curves but is more explosive then it's sister element. The shade of green is deeper when another of it's kind gets too close to the "Woman" element.

This "Man" or "Male" element is less active then it's sister and it's freezing point is at a higher temperature.


Please when talking about the table of elements please do not forget all the variables....LOL.

Great work here Toe. I truely hope this isn't really how you feel about the female creature. Oh BTW...I was here at 6 and was stood up. Any thoughts on that?....ROTFL.
Iloveit
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6 posted 10-20-1999 09:57 AM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

yeah but you forgot one thing.....how nice we are too hold tight *ng*....sort makes up for the unstability

great poem
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7 posted 10-20-1999 08:32 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

ROFLMAO!!!! This one, Toe, is magnifiicent indeed. I like it when you write serious.
Systematic Decay
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8 posted 10-20-1999 08:45 PM       View Profile for Systematic Decay   Email Systematic Decay   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Systematic Decay

We have to put up with our "monthly visitor," so we have the right for that monthly explosiveness. Childbirth and less ease in relieving ourselves are also hardships of being this elemant,"Woman."

LMAO

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Toerag
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9 posted 10-21-1999 07:09 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

But this "new" element does supply a bunch of calcium...enough to make one hard....okay Ron, I'll behave.....
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10 posted 10-21-1999 07:25 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Don't behave too much, sweet Toe... for this is wonderful!!! Granted, I'm only one representative of this marvelous element... but I'm ROFLMAO!!!! Great job!
Kitty**
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11 posted 10-21-1999 08:45 AM       View Profile for Kitty**   Email Kitty**   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Kitty**'s Home Page   View IP for Kitty**

LMAO....Ahhhh, the insight to a woman,
from a mans point of views.
I dare say you 'd never want
to be in our shoes??

I throughly enjoyed this!!

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Kitty**
Toerag
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12 posted 10-21-1999 08:48 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Kitty....Ummmm?...Uh, er, well....It's not your "shoes" I have any interest in getting into.....it's, um, uh...oh well...you know!
 
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