Bewilderment , USA
They held a coronation , from the woodwork they came out.
The"Dead" played "Terrapin Station", "The Beatles" , "Twist and shout" .
There was no pomp for this bunch, not even circumstance .
Quazi-Moto had a hunch , he might get lucky at this dance .
The Justins really cut a rug , having smuggled in some scissors .
Sunshine greeted all with hugs , the Count showed his incisors .
Vincent painted Leo , and Leonardo painted Vince.
And though each out-did the other , I'm still not convinced .
Balladeer met Suthern , they hit it off real swell .
I wonder does this make him , the "Ball" of the "Belle"?
Toe was busy wiping , something from his shoe.
It looked like well greased goose-@#$%, and was slipperier than it too !
Cratchit had her hands full , there was one who'd got her ,"Goethe".
Pepper sprayed the assembly , with an imaginary hose .
I was playing Air guitar , jammin with the band .
About the time what Toe had wiped , really hit the fan !
Michael hit the ceiling , when Houdini picked the locks .
Opening up door number three , to reveal ... "The Big Box " !
Towering in splendor , trade-mark yellow and green .
The biggest best selection , in one place ever seen .
As to what did happen next , you may believe it not .
The giant boxe's top popped off , and out sprang Andrew Scott !
A magnificent crown , adorned his head .
With six shades of each color , and seven of red .
The crayons he'd duct taped , around his top .
From heat had dripped down , drop by drop .
Flowing onto , his hospital gown .
In resplendant streams , that touched the ground .
His regal visage , clad in multiple hues .
The "Wizard of Wax" , made his debut.
Accepting the mantle , that none can refute .
As the "King of Crayons" , but not of the 'stute