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since 10-16-1999
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Weimar, GDR

0 posted 10-17-1999 04:18 PM       View Profile for GOETHE   Email GOETHE   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for GOETHE

hey you people in this place
you really must admit
that all the mess within the 'stute
really ought to quit
so I'll submit to you all this petition
for the removal of nurse cratchet
for she has made this place a mess
and created all this rackett
oh you may say it's the justins and the painters
but it's not their fault they have no brain
they are just victims of over-creativity
and they have since gone quite insane
so please accept this petition as it should stand
for the removal of this haneous entity
for we should all stand together as one
and accept the idea of entropy

"It is quite beyond me how anyone can believe God speaks to us in books and stories. If the world does not directly reveal to us our relationship to it, if our hearts fail to tell us what we owe ourselves and others, we shall assuredly not learn it from books, which are at best designed but to give names to our errors."
© Copyright 1999 GOETHE - All Rights Reserved
Member Seraphic
since 08-22-99
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1 posted 10-17-1999 04:32 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Hey, Goethe, aren't you one of the patients?
YOU CAN'T PETITION THE NURSE'S REMOVAL! Geeesh. We can't have the loonies runnin the 'stute, can we now?!

Justin Thyme
since 09-13-99
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2 posted 10-17-1999 04:34 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

Goethe, my friend, you got my vote!
I'm signing my name and adding this note:
Remove the old witch from the 'stute and you'll find
that SOME of us may actually reclaim our MIND!

Signed, Leonardo DaVinci, aka Justin Thyme
Private note for Big G-
She's outa here if I have anything to do with it. She keeps chasing me around and giving me meds and then I fall asleep and don't know WHAT she's doing while I'm crashing... damn meds. Scary, ain't it? -JT
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since 09-26-1999
Posts 2646
Ontario, Canada

3 posted 10-17-1999 04:38 PM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

Well all i can say at this point is......I am glad I have not been ummmm admitted to the "stute". I might be a tad crazy but insane???? Not yet...... but if the voices don't stop fighting I will be soon............well I just took a democratic vote from the voices and they are 6-1 in favor of signing this petition.
since 05-24-99
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FT Hood,Tx

4 posted 10-17-1999 05:11 PM       View Profile for desperado   Email desperado   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for desperado

hmmm well I'll have to agree with you on this one, eject the nurse. ummm can I become the project leader? hehe I could make you wear tutu's and sing kumbiya all day long. it would be a wonderful scene. and those painters can paint murals on the walls and the could have an art contest during halftime while watching football. how bout it? oh, and of course the writers can write all the gibberish they want.

put me down for a yes.
Nurse Crachet
since 09-27-1999
Posts 321
They know where I am!

5 posted 10-17-1999 06:14 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

So you all want Nurse Cratchet gone,
sorry I will not oblige.
I am here for the duration
of this place, and with all
you creative minded loonies
that could be a long time.
GOETHE you shall be sent back
to isolation for a term
that suits my liking.
If any other of you would
like to continue this petition
it's your choice
but the consequences
could be unfavorable.
Remember I enjoy punishing,
and since I am the only
true authority around here
my words stick like glue
Na na na na na.
Gotcha last!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[This message has been edited by Nurse Crachet (edited 10-18-1999).]
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since 09-26-1999
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6 posted 10-17-1999 07:10 PM       View Profile for Pablo   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Pablo

I say let the old bitch stay.
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