Thyme Limit- A Poem for Ron
Some say we're fictional, but really we aren't,
we're actually REAL, just like you!
Too many Justins, some people have said,
but we wonder, what did we do?
We're here at the 'stute and we're having some fun
and we're dodging the Cratchet and Moose.
If you think that we're dangerous NOW, my friend,
just imagine if Justins were loose!
Now let me explain, it's important, you see,
there's plenty of us at the 'stute!
And not all of us in here are cousins and twins!
That statement, I'll Shirley Refute!
There's the good Dr. Moose and his old right hand Nurse,
a Cratchety mean kind of lass.
And the kind Unknown Poet and ol' sweet Van Gogh,
this 'stute has a whole lot of class!
We're surrounded by people who are very much REAL,
yet we're very Wizard-deprived!
We waited for him once... one weekend all year,
but the Wizard, he never arrived!
We searched through our e-mails and telephone lines,
for Announcements or some type of omen.
But soon we went crazy and Justins were born,
and the 'stute filled with multiple showmen.
We've patients and paint, but all Justins we ain't,
nope, there's much more than Justins in here!
There's Goethe and Pablo and Andrew and Toe,
and all of us REAL, it's quite clear.
I stopped by to read a discussion 'bout mail
and what did I find at the Forum?
The webmaster saying there's too many Justins....
I wondered how'd we ever bore 'im?
This doesn't make sense! I said to myself,
that Justin access could have bounds!
They keep us locked up in this place called the 'stute,
we're prisoners here in these gowns!
And now we are told there's too many of us?
But none of us here are the same!
Are we being punished 'cause our moms and dads,
decided to give the same name?
Well, back to the point of this short l'il rhyme,
there's lots of REAL people with me!
We like to write poems and short stories and such.
It's the only way we can be FREE!
If the Wizard had only showed up to the gig,
there's never be Justins, not ANY!
But here we all sit, crazy loons in a 'stute,
and the Wizard's complaining too many!
aka Leonardo DaVinci
[This message has been edited by Justin Thyme (edited 10-17-1999).]