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How 'Bout That Toerag

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Justin Thyme
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since 09-13-99
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0 posted 10-16-1999 05:25 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Justin Thyme

How 'Bout That Toerag


How 'bout that Toerag,
ain't he a nut?
Writin' Them Poems
'bout who knows what.

Writin' 'bout poets
and writin' on the net.
Writin' Them poems
we won't forget.

How 'bout that big Toe,
ain't he a trip?
Writin' Them poems
like straight from the hip.

With a rag on his toe,
this Toerag can write!
Makin' words rhyme
right into the night.

How 'bout that poetman,
ain't he cool?
Signin' with his toe
out by the swimming pool.

Signin' on the canvas
his quick pro name,
'cause Toerag and Rockwell
they're one in the same!

Paintin' a hip painting
by old Rockwell.
Signing like Norman,
but I won't tell.

Here at the 'stute
this Rockwell's the man!
Wielding that paintbrush
right in them can.

How 'bout that Rockwell?
Ain't he shrewd?
Paintin' that ol' Cratchet nurse
in the nude.

How to be a Toerag
and write Them Rhymes?
That sure beats me,
cause I'm Justin Thyme.

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(well at least i think i am)

-Leonardo DaVinci
aka, Justin Thyme
© Copyright 1999 Justin Thyme - All Rights Reserved
Justin Conceivable
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1 posted 10-16-1999 05:52 PM       View Profile for Justin Conceivable   Email Justin Conceivable   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Conceivable

This was just inconceivable! That Toe is really sumthin!
*<8O)
Ms. J. Conceivable
Denise
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2 posted 10-16-1999 06:09 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

A great poem about a great poet by another great poet!!! (what was that?)

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Denise
Justin Sayne
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since 10-09-1999
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3 posted 10-16-1999 06:27 PM       View Profile for Justin Sayne   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Justin Sayne

How 'bout that Toe?
He sure is shrewd!
Thought he'd paint Cratchet
in the nude.

So Toe was asked
To paint her butt
She changed the order
That he got

It's Justin Sayne
But Toe did doff
All of his garb
And Crachet scoffed

Now Justin Kace
You all should know
Here's naked Painting
Purple Toe!




[This message has been edited by Justin Sayne (edited 10-16-1999).]
Systematic Decay
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since 09-15-99
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That place with padded walls a


4 posted 10-16-1999 06:43 PM       View Profile for Systematic Decay   Email Systematic Decay   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Systematic Decay

LMAO.....are there any open rooms in this 'stute?

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"Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage."
-Billy Corgan-
Justin Conceivable
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5 posted 10-16-1999 06:45 PM       View Profile for Justin Conceivable   Email Justin Conceivable   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Conceivable

I ain't shore 'bout open rooms-they were gonna condemn the place last month.
But ask Justin Kace I think he's the brains of this outfit (they didn't tell me that when I hired on tho')
J.C
suthern
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on the threshold of a dream


6 posted 10-17-1999 06:19 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFLMAO! Well done!!! (I'm not sure what dsnyder said, but I'll ditto it! LOL)

I'm sure glad I like purple! *G*
Andrew Scott
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since 06-24-99
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7 posted 10-17-1999 08:00 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

LOLOLOL! Great Job JT... same for you JS... I do love that portrait.
Toerag
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since 07-29-99
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Ala bam a


8 posted 10-18-1999 06:32 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

I think this was well done?

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 10-18-1999).]
Toerag
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Ala bam a


9 posted 10-18-1999 07:09 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

I'm gonna go get my coffee, my medication, and maybe a cuppla' beers and come back and read this again!!!

All ya gotta do is ask...

[This message has been edited by Nan (edited 10-18-1999).]
Justin Thyme
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since 09-13-99
Posts 228
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10 posted 10-18-1999 09:28 AM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

Hey, big Toe! You drink beer along with your meds and coffee in the morning, TOO??? Man oh man are we gonna have some fun in November.

 
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