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Toothless

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Mike
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0 posted 10-12-1999 10:09 AM       View Profile for Mike   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Mike

One night my teeth hurt oh so bad,
I got real drunk, and then got mad,
Got the pliers, then got it on,
When I woke up, my teeth were gone.

It hurt real bad, and bled like hell,
All black and blue, my face did swell,
But in a month, things were all right,
Except for food, I cannot bite.

I'd like to say, I don't complain,
At least it's gone, that gol' durn pain,
There is one thing, that makes me blue,
I love to eat, I just can't chew.

As I sit here a eating mush,
I wish I had some teeth to brush,
Without my clothes, I gum steak rare,
I'm what you call, a gummy bare.

Bane of Pain

I lay in bed, I thought t'was dead,
But for the pain, I can't explain,
The pounding dread, within my head,
Why won't it wain, cries out my brain.

Broken filling, dental drilling,
O' curse the bain, of toothache pain,
I'd be killing, if God's willing,
To cease refrain of molar's pain.

What can relieve and grant reprieve,
From curse, the bane, of toothache pain?
It will alleve, I must believe,
Or will abstain, from life mundane.

I cry aloud, I am not proud,
Down on my knees, O' help me please,
To God I vowed, if he allowed,
Relief to ease, the pain appease.

I hear my wife, say stop the strife,
Quit whining dear, or I do fear,
I'll get a knife, to end your life,
To me was clear, the end was near.

Consternation, tribulation,
But then I see, it came to me,
Inspiration, jubilation,
Tylenol three, O' come to me.

I took the pill, and downed with swill,
Pain's vacation, pure elation,
It fill the bill, the blessed pill,
Transcend dental medication.
© Copyright 1999 Mike - All Rights Reserved
Sunshine
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1 posted 10-12-1999 10:45 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

I'm sitting here, giggling away -
oh, for more toothless bray!

Loved the punch lines!
RainbowGirl
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2 posted 10-12-1999 10:51 AM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

ROFL...I hate the dentist and the way he advances with the drill tells me he knows it as well...LOL

HUGS

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Pepper
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3 posted 10-12-1999 11:06 AM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

ROFL....Well Done Mike....God bless Tylenol 3 !!!

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May your days be filled with lots of sunshine and your nights lit up by golden moonbeams
Mike
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4 posted 10-12-1999 10:03 PM       View Profile for Mike   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mike

Thanks for the comments... glad you enjoyed.. as he goes looking for his polident....
Systematic Decay
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5 posted 10-12-1999 10:20 PM       View Profile for Systematic Decay   Email Systematic Decay   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Systematic Decay

LOL....Very original, I like

Don't we all love those tylenol 3's?

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6 posted 10-12-1999 10:28 PM       View Profile for suicidal dreams   Email suicidal dreams   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suicidal dreams

That has to be the funniest thing ive read in years. VERY VERY FUNNY

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Denise
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7 posted 10-12-1999 10:42 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Hillarious, Mike! Gave me a well needed chuckle!

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Denise
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8 posted 10-13-1999 05:53 AM       View Profile for Watcher666   Email Watcher666   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Watcher666's Home Page   View IP for Watcher666

LOL....quite funny.Except when you've been there!

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Toerag
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Ala bam a


9 posted 10-13-1999 07:37 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Great job....I thought ya were writing a poem about LongJohn though?..but I still liked it!
Nan
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10 posted 10-16-1999 05:13 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

ROTFL
I remember the first excerpt well - and the sequel makes it even better... Care for some pablum??
Poet deVine
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11 posted 10-16-1999 05:21 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

So you live on mashed potatoes,
cream of corn and
stewed tomatoes?
Applesauce and jello puddin'
hey there Mike,
this one's a goodin'!

 
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