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Toe And Suthern's Dilemma

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Lucie
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0 posted 10-10-1999 02:17 AM       View Profile for Lucie   Email Lucie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Lucie

Im gonna tell you all a story
Im not sure you realize.
But you see Toerag's a potato
and a Suthern potato caught his eye.

Well soon the two got married
Toes a hard working potato man.
And Suthern soon got pregnant..
and they had a little yam.

Well as their little yam grew up
they threatened shed get lashed.
If ever they caught her on the town
half baked and getting mashed.

They told her that the local boys
would toss her around like she was hot.
And then shed end up all alone
with a bunch of tater tots.

She said not to worry.. no one'd
make a rotten potato out of her.
For she had bigger plans in life
shed be no couch potato either.

Yam went off to Idaho P.U. (potato university)
Toe and Suthern were so proud.
But soon they grew concerned for her
shed done nothing that she vowed.

It seems there was a problem
Some fancy man had Frito Layd her.
His name was Walter Cronkite
he was just a COMMON TATER.


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Christopher
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1 posted 10-10-1999 02:19 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

ROFLMAO!!!
And so the war continues, geesh, are there no ends to Toe's strange activities???
Poet deVine
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2 posted 10-10-1999 02:48 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Cool! Tater Toe's tiny tot takes TV to task!
Dragoness
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3 posted 10-10-1999 02:54 AM       View Profile for Dragoness   Email Dragoness   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Dragoness's Home Page   View IP for Dragoness

LOL....Good one!

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Pepper
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4 posted 10-10-1999 09:53 AM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

ROFL.....delightful read Lucie.....your talent and wit are awesome!!!!

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Nan
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5 posted 10-10-1999 10:17 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

I LOVE Toe's Tater Tot Tale...
Tara Simms
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6 posted 10-10-1999 10:25 AM       View Profile for Tara Simms   Email Tara Simms   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Tara Simms's Home Page   View IP for Tara Simms

This is hilarious! "frito lay'd her" where do you come up with this stuff? I enjoyed the poem immensely.
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7 posted 10-10-1999 01:44 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

I know where you came up with it....and I still love it immensely! That Toe! What a dud spud! And what about that Suthern? Got arrested three times last month cause she kept going around screaming "Idaho! Idaho!" Shucks, we all know that!!!

Great work, Lucie!
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