Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion
If I was single an unattached,
I'd be tempted to answer your ad.
I too love a romantic fire
(Be careful long John, you rotten liar.)
I also love long slow walks,
(Geeze, I hope we don't hafta talk.)
I'm also model for the magazine GQ.
(Oh Gawd! If we meet, what'll I do?)
And you'd love what's in my heart,
(except for that bad and twisted part).
As you'd learn, I'm smart as a whip,
(Whips? My psychiatrist says get over it.)
I know all about bathroom sinks,
(I've seen plenty from too many drinks).
I drive a Porsche, I've been blessed.
(I'm unemployed, my Ford was repossessed).
Of course I'm not a soda jerk!
(My Gawd, quick, lie about work!)
And I have more than a ton of money
(I borrowed it all from past honeys).
So my money's my own rest assured.
(I hope I can borrow some of yours).
I would need more than a roll in the sack,
(Two or three rolls, then I'd not be back.)
But alas, I'm taken. Don't be sad,
You might find another winner with your personal ad.