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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Single woman looking for a man To cuddle and hug by the fire To take long, romantic walks with To share my true heart’s desire Be sure that looks do not matter It’s what’s in his heart you see But if he looks like Harrison That’s so much better for me He doesn’t have to be so smart But he has to be able to think I’d like someone to talk to As he fixes my kitchen sink I don’t care what car he drives As long as it takes him to work I don’t care what job he does Anything but a soda jerk Money is not important to me I can do without it fine And as long as he has his own He won’t need to borrow mine Life long commitment is what I seek Not a quick roll in the sack Please respond to my personal ad I promise to answer back! |
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Kitty** Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 428Charlottesville,VA USA |
ROFL..This is great! I love it!!! My sentiments exactly!! MORE, MORE, MORE!!! ;-) |
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Julie Senior Member
since 1999-08-20
Posts 739Houston, TX |
This was really cute!  ------------------ Julie ------------------------- Thou who has given so much to me, give one thing more: a grateful heart. >George Herbert |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
I really like this....thought many a time of placing an add just like this !! HA Sure can relate - -  ------------------ I beckon you to come...I lure you with my tongue... - poet FemmeFatale |
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Tara Simms Senior Member
since 1999-08-12
Posts 1244Honea Path, SC USA |
Loved it! Get any answers? |
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Isis Member Ascendant
since 1999-09-06
Posts 6296Sunny Queensland |
I loved it too!! Hope you do get answers, and Mr.Right is just waiting in the shadows.. ------------------ How long after you are gone will ripples remain as evidence that you were cast into the pool? ~Isis~ (Daughter of Mystery) |
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Christopher
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
but I don't work on sinks... |
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Dragoness Senior Member
since 1999-08-07
Posts 513 |
Good one!! Hope you get your reply! ------------------ Set you heart free and your mind will follow. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Nice job PDV....funfersure! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Great job, PDV! *G* And good luck! LOL |
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Pufalove Member
since 1999-08-18
Posts 119Houston, Tx. USA |
Perfect! Can I use it? I think they need to at least have a green card, and a car would be nice! hahahahah....... I liked reading this one and a lot of insight in it, too. Great Job! ------------------ O all ye powers that he implanted, Arise, keep silence no more; put forth the strength that he hath granted, your noblest work is to adore. |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Devine this was GREAT!!! Wanna split it? hehe You deserve it, hope he comes along! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Reply to personal ad above: Hi, my name is Toerag, just an average guy seeking a Goddess such as yourself. I'm about 6' tall, weigh about 180 pounds of solid steel. Savant, epicure, Rhodes Scholar, M.D., PhD., VIP, and LSD. Member of Mensa, 33rd degree Freemason, speaks seven languages fluently. I dabble in Rocket Science, quantum physics and in spare time devised a unified field theory. Have authored 15 books, 87 published articles, 23 screenplays, and 114 patents, one a fully functional pocket time machine (batteries not included), Like to paint expressionist watercolors, write haiku poetry, and have composed 11 major symphonies (plus one opera in Bulgarian). Trained in Jungian psychology, lectures on Zen, practices safe alchemy. Awarded Medal Of Honor for bravery in combat. Climbed Mt. Everest, swam the English Channel and was knighted by the Queen. Quite active in charity work with disabled cheerleaders, performed Hamlet, met Elvis, attended Woodstock. Claimed Nobel Prize in medicine, played the Grand Ol' Opry, and sold out Madison Square Garden. Beatified by the church. A par golfer, (yes, even better than LongJohn), Enjoys ballroom dancing, enthusiastic skier, scuba diver and collector of 14th century Moravian tapestries. Direct decendant of Charlemagne, hung like a Equus Cabullus, and no male pattern baldness. Black belt in karate, loves children and small furry creatures, recycles, doesn't smoke, drink, swear, snore, or leave the toilet seat up. Fully committed to monogamy and family values. Cherishes intimacy. Devoted to maintaining long term relationships through good communication. Not ashamed to ask for directions when lost. Compulsive house cleaner, does own laundry, never watches football. A Master in the study of the Kama Sutra and not adverse to providing maximum gratification with just a touch of discipline. Make a mean latte too. Loves romantic walks along moonlit beaches, weeps at sunsets, and dreams of the day when humanity can live together in communal peace and enlightenment. Naturally, being a hip guy like I am has left me little time for amorous socializing, hence this communique. It is my sincerest hope that I be considered worthy the attention of a warm, kind-hearted nymphomaniac such as yourself to share my humble existence. So be not shy you sweet young cyber-maiden, send hither your tender e-mail that we might share the bliss of sublime, rapturous interface....ya hear? |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO!!! Pull the ad, PDV.... it doesn't get any better than this...! LOL. Toerag is tops in all categories! What a superb specimen of humanity (and humility! LOL)!!! [This message has been edited by suthern (edited 10-08-1999).] |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
Mistress deVine...were I not already taken and blinded to the opposite sex (oh, such sweet blindness), I would gladly reply with a more hormonal reply. But Satiate has captured and thieved my soul, heart, mind, sleep, time, and sanity. If ever you or anyone else wants anything from me along those lines, better check with her to see if it's in stock...cuz I don't know anymore. Alicat the twitterpated satiated kilted kitty |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
PDV: Can I help with the interviews? I can always ask questions about his plunger capabilities.. HUGS ------------------ You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
deVine in re: Toerag - now you've seen all the lies in one place - lol |
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Elizabeth
Moderator
Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
A perfect match! I liked it, PdV, and you too Toerag... ------------------ *Elizabeth* "Dwelt a maid belov'd and cherish'd by high and low, But with autumn leaf she perish'd, long time ago..." "Something sweet, something sort of grandish, sweeps my soul when thou art near..." |
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pandora Member
since 1999-07-26
Posts 184 |
I'd like to know how to go about answering the ad placed by a gentleman who goes by the name "Toerag". Is that a French name, btw? I didn't know you could place ads here at the forums. If you see this, Toerag, I'd like to meet you somewhere for a latte. -pan |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
PDV....I hope you get lots of answers to this wonderful ad and poem combined. Sounds like you have all the bases covered on this one as far as Toerag goes...I'd ask to see a picture and a copy of his mensa card before taking him up on his offer |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Dear applicant: I appreciate your prompt reply to my ad. Unfortunately, you are far too perfect for one such as I. It is with utmost sadness that I must advise you, though your credentials are excellent, you never once mentioned a love of poetry! As this is one of my passions, I cannot entertain a relationship with someone who doesn't share that passion. Humbly, PdV |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Hillarious! ------------------ Denise |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Thank you all (especially Toe) for your replies and comments. I was in a poetic slump and for some reason, this poem demanded to be written. Maybe it's the 'love connections' that we've seen here at Passions lately that inspired this. If I were to write a true ad, it would be quite different from this one! LOL...thanks for reading. |
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Alwye
Moderator
Member Elite
since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
LOL!! Great!! Toerag, what a great response too!! hehee.. ------------------ *Krista Knutson* Wise is he who faces the frailty of man with the strength of an understanding heart. -- Daniel L. Miller |
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freespiritfem Junior Member
since 1999-10-07
Posts 49Cordova,Alabama,USA |
PdV and Toe....rotfmao!!! simply marvelous!!! What else can i say!!!!! Love it!!! ------------------ Paula Diane S. |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
How could anyone not want you, deVine one?  |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
deVine... If you have any leftovers from your ad, will you send 'em my way??? .... On second thought, considering how lovely you are (I'd never seen a picture) - I'm sure they won't want me after they see you - So don't worry about me after all..... [This message has been edited by Nan (edited 10-09-1999).] |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Balladeer's picture actually makes me look good! Though if you must know, I own a pair of purple shoes!  [This message has been edited by Poet deVine (edited 10-09-1999).] |
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Justin Sayne Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 53 |
Yeah but do you have a matching hat? Wanna borrow one from me? |
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