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Poet deVine
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0 posted 10-07-1999 11:44 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Poet deVine

Single woman looking for a man
To cuddle and hug by the fire
To take long, romantic walks with
To share my true heartís desire

Be sure that looks do not matter
Itís whatís in his heart you see
But if he looks like Harrison
Thatís so much better for me

He doesnít have to be so smart
But he has to be able to think
Iíd like someone to talk to
As he fixes my kitchen sink

I donít care what car he drives
As long as it takes him to work
I donít care what job he does
Anything but a soda jerk

Money is not important to me
I can do without it fine
And as long as he has his own
He wonít need to borrow mine

Life long commitment is what I seek
Not a quick roll in the sack
Please respond to my personal ad
I promise to answer back!

© Copyright 1999 Poet deVine - All Rights Reserved
Kitty**
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1 posted 10-07-1999 11:52 PM       View Profile for Kitty**   Email Kitty**   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Kitty**'s Home Page   View IP for Kitty**

ROFL..This is great! I love it!!!
My sentiments exactly!!

MORE, MORE, MORE!!! ;-)
Julie
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2 posted 10-07-1999 11:52 PM       View Profile for Julie   Email Julie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Julie

This was really cute!

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Julie
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Thou who has given so much to me,
give one thing more: a grateful heart.
>George Herbert



poetFemmeFatale
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3 posted 10-08-1999 12:20 AM       View Profile for poetFemmeFatale   Email poetFemmeFatale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for poetFemmeFatale

I really like this....thought many a time of placing an add just like this !! HA Sure can relate - -

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I beckon you to come...I lure you with my tongue... - poet FemmeFatale


Tara Simms
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4 posted 10-08-1999 12:43 AM       View Profile for Tara Simms   Email Tara Simms   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Tara Simms's Home Page   View IP for Tara Simms

Loved it! Get any answers?
Isis
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5 posted 10-08-1999 01:26 AM       View Profile for Isis   Email Isis   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Isis's Home Page   View IP for Isis

I loved it too!! Hope you do get answers, and Mr.Right is just waiting in the shadows..

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How long after you are gone will ripples remain as evidence that you were cast into the pool?
~Isis~
(Daughter of Mystery)


Christopher
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Purgatorial Incarceration


6 posted 10-08-1999 02:05 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

but I don't work on sinks...
Dragoness
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7 posted 10-08-1999 07:30 AM       View Profile for Dragoness   Email Dragoness   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Dragoness's Home Page   View IP for Dragoness

Good one!! Hope you get your reply!

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Set you heart free and your mind will follow.

Toerag
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Ala bam a


8 posted 10-08-1999 07:35 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Nice job PDV....funfersure!
suthern
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9 posted 10-08-1999 07:53 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Great job, PDV! *G* And good luck! LOL
Pufalove
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10 posted 10-08-1999 10:02 AM       View Profile for Pufalove   Email Pufalove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pufalove

Perfect! Can I use it? I think they need to at least have a green card, and a car would be nice! hahahahah.......

I liked reading this one and a lot of insight in it, too. Great Job!

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O all ye powers that he implanted, Arise, keep silence no more; put forth the strength that he hath granted, your noblest work is to adore.

WhtDove
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11 posted 10-08-1999 10:44 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Devine this was GREAT!!! Wanna split it? hehe
You deserve it, hope he comes along!
Toerag
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Ala bam a


12 posted 10-08-1999 11:07 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Reply to personal ad above:

Hi, my name is Toerag, just an average guy seeking a Goddess such as yourself. I'm about 6' tall, weigh about 180 pounds of solid steel. Savant, epicure, Rhodes Scholar, M.D., PhD., VIP, and LSD. Member of Mensa, 33rd degree Freemason, speaks seven languages fluently. I dabble in Rocket Science, quantum physics and in spare time devised a unified field theory. Have authored 15 books, 87 published articles, 23 screenplays, and 114 patents, one a fully functional pocket time machine (batteries not included), Like to paint expressionist watercolors, write haiku poetry, and have composed 11 major symphonies (plus one opera in Bulgarian). Trained in Jungian psychology, lectures on Zen, practices safe alchemy. Awarded Medal Of Honor for bravery in combat.
Climbed Mt. Everest, swam the English Channel and was knighted by the Queen. Quite active in charity work with disabled cheerleaders, performed Hamlet, met Elvis, attended Woodstock. Claimed Nobel Prize in medicine, played the Grand Ol' Opry, and sold out Madison Square Garden. Beatified by the church. A par golfer, (yes, even better than LongJohn), Enjoys ballroom dancing, enthusiastic skier, scuba diver and collector of 14th century Moravian tapestries. Direct decendant of Charlemagne, hung like a Equus Cabullus, and no male pattern baldness. Black belt in karate, loves children and small furry creatures, recycles, doesn't smoke, drink, swear, snore, or leave the toilet seat up. Fully committed to monogamy and family values. Cherishes intimacy. Devoted to maintaining long term relationships through good communication. Not ashamed to ask for directions when lost. Compulsive house cleaner, does own laundry, never watches football. A Master in the study of the Kama Sutra and not adverse to providing maximum gratification with just a touch of discipline. Make a mean latte too. Loves romantic walks along moonlit beaches, weeps at sunsets, and dreams of the day when humanity can live together in communal peace and enlightenment. Naturally, being a hip guy like I am has left me little time for amorous socializing, hence this communique. It is my sincerest hope that I be considered worthy the attention of a warm, kind-hearted nymphomaniac such as yourself to share my humble existence. So be not shy you sweet young cyber-maiden, send hither your tender e-mail that we might share the bliss of sublime, rapturous interface....ya hear?
suthern
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13 posted 10-08-1999 11:26 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFLMAO!!! Pull the ad, PDV.... it doesn't get any better than this...! LOL. Toerag is tops in all categories! What a superb specimen of humanity (and humility! LOL)!!!

[This message has been edited by suthern (edited 10-08-1999).]
Alicat
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14 posted 10-08-1999 11:51 AM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

Mistress deVine...were I not already taken and blinded to the opposite sex (oh, such sweet blindness), I would gladly reply with a more hormonal reply.

But Satiate has captured and thieved my soul, heart, mind, sleep, time, and sanity. If ever you or anyone else wants anything from me along those lines, better check with her to see if it's in stock...cuz I don't know anymore.


Alicat the twitterpated satiated kilted kitty
RainbowGirl
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15 posted 10-08-1999 01:23 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

PDV: Can I help with the interviews? I can always ask questions about his plunger capabilities..

HUGS

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You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.

LngJhnAg
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16 posted 10-08-1999 01:34 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

deVine

in re: Toerag - now you've seen all the lies in one place - lol
Elizabeth
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America the beautiful


17 posted 10-08-1999 04:07 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

A perfect match! I liked it, PdV, and you too Toerag...

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*Elizabeth*

"Dwelt a maid belov'd and cherish'd by high and low,
But with autumn leaf she perish'd, long time ago..."

"Something sweet, something sort of grandish, sweeps my soul when thou art near..."

pandora
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18 posted 10-08-1999 05:26 PM       View Profile for pandora   Email pandora   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for pandora

I'd like to know how to go about answering the ad placed by a gentleman who goes by the name "Toerag". Is that a French name, btw?

I didn't know you could place ads here at the forums. If you see this, Toerag, I'd like to meet you somewhere for a latte.

-pan
hoot_owl_rn
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Posts 11105
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19 posted 10-08-1999 05:31 PM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

PDV....I hope you get lots of answers to this wonderful ad and poem combined. Sounds like you have all the bases covered on this one
as far as Toerag goes...I'd ask to see a picture and a copy of his mensa card before taking him up on his offer
Poet deVine
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20 posted 10-08-1999 08:05 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Dear applicant:

I appreciate your prompt reply to my ad. Unfortunately, you are far too perfect for one such as I. It is with utmost sadness that I must advise you, though your credentials are excellent, you never once mentioned a love of poetry! As this is one of my passions, I cannot entertain a relationship with someone who doesn't share that passion.

Humbly,
PdV
Denise
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21 posted 10-08-1999 08:47 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Hillarious!

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Denise
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22 posted 10-09-1999 06:58 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Thank you all (especially Toe) for your replies and comments. I was in a poetic slump and for some reason, this poem demanded to be written. Maybe it's the 'love connections' that we've seen here at Passions lately that inspired this. If I were to write a true ad, it would be quite different from this one! LOL...thanks for reading.
Alwye
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23 posted 10-09-1999 10:03 PM       View Profile for Alwye   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alwye

LOL!! Great!! Toerag, what a great response too!! hehee..

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*Krista Knutson*

Wise is he who faces the frailty of man with the strength of an understanding heart. -- Daniel L. Miller


freespiritfem
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Posts 51
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24 posted 10-09-1999 10:29 PM       View Profile for freespiritfem   Email freespiritfem   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for freespiritfem

PdV and Toe....rotfmao!!!
simply marvelous!!! What else can i say!!!!! Love it!!!

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Paula Diane S.
 
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