Ala bam a
I was on a plane to New York City,
Next to Blondie, she's not too witty.
We were ridin' in first class,
I noticed she had a lovely ass.
The stewardess said, "Ma'am ya can't sit here,
Your ticket's not first class my dear,
Blondie refused to move from first class,
Told the stewardess to kiss her ass.
Toerag said, "If she won't I will?"
This gave Blondie quite a thrill.
The stewardess told the captain that,
This gorgeous blond was in first class,
And she refused to move to coach,
The captain said I'll get her to go.
He whispered a secret in Blondie's ear,
She got up and moved to the rear,
The stewardess asked, "What did you say?"
The captain answered in his usual way,
He said, "I told her that she was in the wrong seat,
And she must move immediately,
I told her that third class was empty,
And that first class wasn't going to New York City!"
[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 10-07-1999).]