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Blondie's First Flight

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Toerag
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0 posted 10-07-1999 03:13 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

I was on a plane to New York City,
Next to Blondie, she's not too witty.
We were ridin' in first class,
I noticed she had a lovely ass.

The stewardess said, "Ma'am ya can't sit here,
Your ticket's not first class my dear,
Blondie refused to move from first class,
Told the stewardess to kiss her ass.
Toerag said, "If she won't I will?"
This gave Blondie quite a thrill.

The stewardess told the captain that,
This gorgeous blond was in first class,
And she refused to move to coach,
The captain said I'll get her to go.

He whispered a secret in Blondie's ear,
She got up and moved to the rear,
The stewardess asked, "What did you say?"
The captain answered in his usual way,
He said, "I told her that she was in the wrong seat,
And she must move immediately,
I told her that third class was empty,
And that first class wasn't going to New York City!"

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 10-07-1999).]
© Copyright 1999 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
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1 posted 10-07-1999 03:22 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

Saw this before, but in poetic form, much more hilarious!
Iloveit
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2 posted 10-07-1999 03:25 PM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

and as a response to Blondie's poem even more so lolol
freespiritfem
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3 posted 10-07-1999 03:26 PM       View Profile for freespiritfem   Email freespiritfem   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for freespiritfem

lmao....this is so cute...good-one toerag...i needed the mile ..thank you!!!

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4 posted 10-07-1999 03:27 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Gee, it's nice to be on the sidelines for once. Come get him, Blondie! Sic 'em!!
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5 posted 10-07-1999 04:08 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFLMAO!!!! I love this, Toe!!! You took a so-so joke(hey, I'm blonde... cant give it too many kudos *G*) and created a great poem! Well done!

But I did notice that Toerag was awfully quick to volunteer his kissing abilities on Blondie's shapely rear... and Blondie's claiming MINE when she refers to Toe... and now she's (understandably) thrilled by his kissing offer... Just whut is goin' on here? LOL. I'm gonna have to keep a closer eye on you, Toe... (like THAT will be a hardship! LOL)
Iloveit
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6 posted 10-07-1999 04:19 PM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

ok, wait a minute, I claim foul.....I inadvertantly hint about a pouncing and get the promise of a lump, and Blondie claims MINE and all suthern's gonna do is keep a closer eye on TOE?????
is it just me or is there something wrong with this picture? LOLOL
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7 posted 10-07-1999 04:24 PM       View Profile for Saxoness   Email Saxoness   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Saxoness

Psssst...............Hey Toe........while ILoveit and Suthern are goin at it.......how bout you sneak away with me for awhile? *EG*

Goodone, now it's Blondie's turn! Can't Wait.

Oh, BTW, Suthern, Iloveit, it's all for laughs right.............right? lol

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"Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone
I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me."

-Charles Brugnot


Iloveit
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8 posted 10-07-1999 05:27 PM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

there you go saxoness, loved that, gives suthern another one to watch, she can't watch us all huh? lolol and yep, just for fun...
right suthern........right????
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9 posted 10-07-1999 05:31 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

ROFLMAO...Don't know how you do it darling but thanks for the smiles..*g*

HUSG

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Andrew Scott
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10 posted 10-07-1999 05:42 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Women fighting over Toe! Have they all gone blind? Senseless? and Smell-less? My oh my, how far we've fallen. But Toe, this one does remind me... Ever here about the two blonds who walked into the building?
(That's all there is to the joke. Think about it.)
Toerag
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11 posted 10-08-1999 07:28 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Andrew..behave man! I've been almost nice to you yanno?
Nan
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12 posted 10-08-1999 07:48 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

...ummmm...Sorry, but I missed your point, Andrew - I've got a wicked headache today.......What building?????
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13 posted 10-08-1999 08:04 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Saxoness: Sure... you just sit there and chuckle while I get my baseball bat! LOL.

Toerag: Sweets... these people seem to think my attempts to keep you all for myself are LAUGHABLE!!! Can you imagine anyone sneering at such devotion??? And they're ganging up on me... Lovey and Blondie and Saxoness and PDV and RG... How is one greedy suthern gal supposed to cope? LOL

Andrew: You and Deer and the sailor have your animal magnetism... *G* But the women just love the Toerag! LOL
WhtDove
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14 posted 10-08-1999 10:36 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Good one Toe! C'mon Blondie, we await your reply with another poem!
Blondie
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15 posted 10-08-1999 04:29 PM       View Profile for Blondie   Email Blondie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Blondie

what goes around comes around Mr. Toe Very enjoyable poem though...this isn't the first time I've been told I have a lovely ass. haha. But you'll see what you're kissin' next

Great poem Toe!
Saxoness
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16 posted 10-08-1999 06:41 PM       View Profile for Saxoness   Email Saxoness   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Saxoness

A baseball bat? *gulp* just a friendly game, I hope...........lol
Blondie..............knock him back! lol


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"Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone
I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me."

-Charles Brugnot


 
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