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Blondie
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0 posted 1999-10-07 02:48 PM


*here we go Toe...haven't heard of any directed toward little ole' me...haha...Blondie lives on!

Toerag was a really great catch
If he remembered to bring his black match
See Toe could light his nasty fart
Which could heat up a whole darn pop tart.

This was something that the ladies adored
He could keep you occupied, never bored
If your tired of the same old date
Take Toe, no lady will ever debate.

He can stick a spoon on his nose
He can run stark naked through a hose
He can touch his eye with his thumb
No! These things never seem dumb!

He'll dance all over your tender toes
He might even shower---who knows!
He'll play a song under his pits
He can eat a whole box of chedder Ritz.

He'll take you to visit his great uncle smite
Who can also fart and then the match will light,
And with that you'll have a nice bon fire
He might even take you a rollin' in his tire.

Oh, yeseree, good ole' Toerag is a catch
(Maybe his addiction will stop with the Nicotene patch)
But ladies, sorry, he's not able to dine
Because this hottie man will always be MINE.


© Copyright 1999 Melissa - All Rights Reserved
Saxoness
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1 posted 1999-10-07 04:33 PM


lol, this is great! I wish we could *all* find a man like this!

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"Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone
I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me."

-Charles Brugnot



Blondie
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2 posted 1999-10-07 05:25 PM


I know, they are just so hard to find these days
Andrew Scott
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3 posted 1999-10-07 05:31 PM


Pretty damn scary... accurate, but scary!

Toerag
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Ala bam a
4 posted 1999-10-08 06:37 AM


I can't help it?....I get gas everytime I eat a blond?.....LOL...
LngJhnAg
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5 posted 1999-10-08 08:52 AM


hmmm... Now I understand why most women will have nothing to do with me.... too many manners and too much couth. How I wish I coulda been raised a redneck.

Blondie - you are a bad girl (which is what every man loves). You'd best watch out for lil suthern Belle - she is one mean territorial lady, and she's been getting mighty testy because Lovey has been waiting to pounce on poor old Toe when he lets his guard down. Now, with you also staking a claim, I suspect Belle is going to step up a notch on her vigilance of Toe's chastity. What? You didn't know that Toerag has vowed to remain chaste for the rest of his life? Oh... sorry. I thought you knew. Actually, his vow won't be that hard for him to uphold... no opportunity begets chastity. Isn't it interesting what a dozen beers for lunch every day will do to a man's sex appeal?

Blondie
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6 posted 1999-10-08 04:25 PM


LOL...I'm waiting for some come backs southern belle can take her chance at me but I must warn my come backs are always better
Saxoness
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7 posted 1999-10-08 06:45 PM


Good golly! I'm a blonde. (yes, blonde with an e. it's like grade A. lol)
Does anyone care that I'm a blonde? anyone? *G*
Can't wait blondie, for whats comin next.
And suthern...........I'm watchin for you! lol

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"Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone
I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me."

-Charles Brugnot



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