Sitting in Michael's Lap
Sounds like some self-serving woman out there needs a good beating ... or is it more than one ..? Anyway, I'm sure we can round up enough protective females from this little clan to put a serious hurting on whomever plucked your heartstrings to play THIS tune ...
Yes, I realize it was a challenge, DE, but you have been posting many bitter laments in this vein ... it's time you tempered your pain with a little pleasure, no?
"Nunc lento sonitu dicunt, morierus"
(Now as I hear this bell tolling softly for another, it says to me, "Thou must die.")