Sitting in Michael's Lap
LOL ... my first thought when I read this was "winterizing...? In Florida...?!?" You mean, like, getting out the Christmas music..? Lord knows the only way you know its winter in Florida is by when the stores put out the darn decorations ...
This was cute, though, and when I read the first stanza, I didn't expect the Floridian ending ... well done.
"Nunc lento sonitu dicunt, morierus"
(Now as I hear this bell tolling softly for another, it says to me, "Thou must die.")