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I Miss the 'Stute
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I Miss the 'Stute |
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Vincent VanGogh New Member
since 1999-10-05
Posts 9somewhere in France or Italy (me thinks) |
I Miss The 'Stute I miss the ‘stute, I can't refute, This outside life just don't compute. The love ain't there, the people stare, But I can't find the ‘stute, anywhere... I longed to sneak an outside peak, Yes, life inside had seemed so bleak. Worked at Wal-Mart, wudn't too smart, They couldn't appreciate my art. So I came back, hadn't lost track... Of those who loved Van Gogh, the crack. But, lo, the woe, I just wanna know - Where the hell did the ‘stute go? Nuts here! Nuts there!, Nuts everywhere! Nuts on the ground, Nuts in the air. ONE FLEW OVER, two ducked under, The rest tore the whole place asunder. JUSTIN KASE you don't think it's true, I warn you JUSTIN THYME, I do... I see a mad woman with a hatchet, Yes, indeed, it seems you pissed off CRATCHET. Yes, you best go, and take PABLO, You know he's getting kinda slow. I'll search for ol' LEONARDO, And that loser, MICHELANGELO. Be cool, be trite, stay out of sight. Let's all meet at Wal-Mart tonight. Indeed me thinks something here stinks, And it ain't left over sausage links. Hey, that reminds me, where's the MOOSE? Ah, he best have a good excuse... No, Someone's behind what happened here, Me thinks the Moose, and Balladeer! ------------------ Vinny Only someone I held true and dear, Would I ever lend an ear. [This message has been edited by Vincent VanGogh (edited 10-05-1999).] |
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Pablo Junior Member
since 1999-09-26
Posts 12 |
Hey, Vince! What's the problem? You don't see us here? Or do you not hear us, since you've got no ear? Hey, Vince! Hey, wassappenin'? It's Pablo here, but you never got out! No, Vince, you're a NUT! You're stuck here with us, you can like it or not! If it were up to Cratchet, you'd be here to ROT! You never got out. You're NOT out! You ain't! So sit yourself down, and hand me the PAINT! You're STILL in the 'stute, it's true, don'tcha know? You loony ol' coot! They won't let YOU go! your friend, Pablo Picasso Artist Extraordinaire |
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Vincent VanGogh New Member
since 1999-10-05
Posts 9somewhere in France or Italy (me thinks) |
It just can't be. It just can't be, Me thinks me smells conspiracy. The 'stute is gone, this much I know You must be in on it too, Pablo, ------------------ Vinny Only someone I held true and dear, Would I ever lend an ear. |
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Pablo Junior Member
since 1999-09-26
Posts 12 |
Justin Kace you hadn't noticed, the 'stute is not on top-- It's gone from Open Poetry and moved to the Workshop. The Fictional kind, dear Vince, my friend. So come on back and join right in. 'Cause Mona got stuck in Analysis (YES!) the Critical kind, I guess. So, we're off now to find the Wizard. Wherever he might be! Unless we get stuck in a blizzard of the 'stute insanity! your friend, Pablo Picasso Artiste Extraordinaire |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
ROTFL again.....love you guys..... ------------------ May your days be filled with lots of sunshine and your nights lit up by golden moonbeams |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
When will you all learn, bashing Nurse Crachet can only fly you backwards. Paint fumes must be altering your brains capacity. |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Was there a place I did not know Where looneys are suppose to go A Place they called the 'Stute? Cause with Vincent and Pablo Leonardo and Angelo The 'Stute sounds like a hoot! And there's Kase and Thyme Each doing their rhyme There's a real couple of coots! But there's a nurse I here That you don't want too near 'Cause your arse will get the boot! |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
You all are pathetic, denying you all are here. Roll call every morning lists all your names, and every room is occupied. Now Andrew Scott you've come to say that your confused to where you are supposed to be. Have you forgotten all your talks with the white coats. I will discuss with Dr. Moose about your regimine. I'm sure we can accomadate. |
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Vincent VanGogh New Member
since 1999-10-05
Posts 9somewhere in France or Italy (me thinks) |
Welcome Sir Andrew, have you just come to visit or will thoust be staying awhile. Be warned...whatever the case is...don't eat the meatloaf...(Rumors of ears and toes and the like abound). Also, Balladeer has been seen conversing with Cratchet...me thinks somethin is up!!! ------------------ Vinny Only someone I held true and dear, Would I ever lend an ear. |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Andrew! You have snuck out again! That room with bars can't hold you in! You found the PC at the 'stute! (the Passions house of *PILL* repute.) Yes, they give pills for EVERYTHING! They clog your head, make your ears ring! So, my advice to you would be, (just let me know if you agree)... Stay clear of Cratchet, she's a jinx, no matter what Balladeer thinks. But most of all, I'll tell you NOT to tell the Doc your name is Scott! They do not like imposters here, so tell the truth, and DO be clear! Your name is Wyeth, true enough, so don't pretend! They'll call your bluff! They'll shoot your head hard with a zap! They'll tell you they'll not take the crap! They'll realize you're lying then they'll lock you in a little pen! So tell the truth, and don't you lieth! You are the painter, Andrew Wyeth! -Leonardo DaVinci Super Painter |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Toe in the meatloaf I can understand... that guy is always poking around... But Sir Balladeer and Nurse C? I don't think she bleets enough. Besides Balladeer's my friend... we fought in the dreaded Fruit Wars together... he was right there by my side squashing melons with the best of them.... There was Mr. Cucumber and Arti the Choker and so many others... but they're all gone now, gone I say... to that great produce stand in the sky... God what a slaw-ter it was. As for staying... I've got an appointment at 2 to see a lady about her dog Fluffy. |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Andrew Wyeth? Was he a finger painter? Or was he that famous painter of fingers? Didn't he do the one "Read Between the Lines?" And how about "Talk to the Hand" and the "Fickle Finger of Fate." Oh ya... and the Siscal and Ebert "Thumbs." I heard he really hated doing that one, cause of course he was a real finger man! Me? No... that's not me! BAM! Hey! Stop hitting me! That hurts! Yah... my names Andrew... Andrew Scott! BAM! BAM! HEY! Stop it! Sorry man but I gotta go.... BAM! |
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ONE FLEW OVER Member
since 1999-09-18
Posts 55Cuckoos Nest |
Don't do it Scott, or is it Andrew, or is it Hazardous, or are they right, and you are Wyeth. Don't meet her here, don't meet her there, don't meet her anywhere. Avoid her if you can, avoid her invisible crayon, and if at all possible avoid riding in her van. |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Dude! FLEW! I remember you! You did fly over re-con in battle over Melon Don't worry for me Fly Boy Cause I've got this here toy I got it from Agent Q And here's what it will do It slices and dices and makes Julian fries But more important It cuts through all of her lies I'll know when she's ziggin I'll know when she's zaggin There ain't know way She'll get me in the back of that wagon. As for "C"s colorless crayon I've got an assorted attack of eight beautiful colors From the Crayola Fat Pack I'm armed to the teeth And the Nursey's going down So I'll be on way just as soon As I find my damn hospital gown Fly High, Buddy! Fly High... [This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 10-07-1999).] |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
I've been away , or so I think Agoraphobic , on the brink Though outside beckons , 'tis not for me The 'stute offers , security Not to mention , artists grand Many who , will lend a hand Or ear , or toe , or body part This should not end , 'tis just the start So power up , the therapy juice All that voltage , will make you loose All the better , don't you see For the Mambo , Waltz , or Wa-tu-si ? |
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Pablo Junior Member
since 1999-09-26
Posts 12 |
Hey, Moose! I thought they tossed you out! Out on your ear, they said. Oh no, excuse me I am wrong. T'was Vincent they tossed, instead. But out on his ear was hard to do, considering that it was gone. But they *did* pick him up and throw him out right in front of the gaurd on the lawn. Well anyway, I've gone off again. Off on a tangent, I guess. But I'd sure like to see ol' Andrew's machine! So we can make Cratchet a MESS! A slicer? A dicer? Well, what's not to like? It sounds lots of fun, don'tcha think? (But keep it from Vince 'cause you never know, he's hovering over the brink). sincerly yours, Pablo Picasso Artiste Extraordinaire |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Andrew Wyeth you crazy man vegetables clog the fan I can't believe you take me to be nieve not to know your plans. Your laughing with the best so I must fail your test no coffee at two I've got a new flu so it's time to take a rest. |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
That ain't no flu My little Nurse "C" That's the Andrew Scott's Double Hex Curse see! Snub me and see How much worse it gets Sneezing and fever Are just the first of your fits I'll soon have your face In the porcelain pot Giving that toilet Everything that you got And when you're all done You'll be looking for your ears and nose Cause you'll swear they're down the drink Right along with you fingers and toes. And by they way! Weyth paints with his fingers!… Do I look like I paint with my fingers? NO! I don't paint at all! Now… if you want to talk about crayons I'm your man… in the lines… over the lines… heck! even on the lines. Wax is my gig! I don't know who this Weyth guy is and I don't want to know him. He paints "fingers" for God's sake! What kind of artist is that? WAX! That's the way to go… hot melting wax… hmmmmm… yesssss… hot… melting… waxxxxxxxxx. |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
How foul of me to think that you would paint fingers. Since wax is your art the floors here could use your expertise. On your hands, and knees would do just fine be sure not to miss the cracks, and crevices. My ailings of the flu have nothing remote to do with you. Was just an excuse for fear of abuse from a strange recluse with the likings of you. When your done with the floors you can then stain the doors with colors of your choice. |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Nurse "C" has made a grave mistake The custodian for me to take 'Cause on hands and knees to clean I'll not go You see it's crayons I do carry With oh so many colors pretty That paraffin sure can make things glow Melt it on down to its liquid form Add some chemicals from kitchen norm You got instant sticky fire that can flow I'll color all the walls and floor And don't you worry about that door 'Cause I got special sticks to make it blow So gather all your paint my boy This crayon eight pack ain't no toy It's almost time that we begin this show That Nurse Crachet we'll cook her goose We'll also fry that Doctor Moose As for everything else, just bill my HMO [This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 10-08-1999).] |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
I'm with ya! Go for it, dude! |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Do not attempt , to change your set Andrew Scott , you are all wet To think that you , could cook my goose Me-thinks you've got , a few screws loose I'm here to say , I got here first So if you want , just do the nurse But should you lust , for bigger game Do not trifle , with my name This will not do , 'tis not allowed I'm one of you , and of this proud So 'fore we both , waive thoghts to chance Is there one of you , who cares to dance ? |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
My mistake Doctor Moose For I thought you part of the staff With a name such as yours Surly you understand my gaffe But now that I know You are a member in trust Perhaps you can help me As I get ready to bust Out of the 'Stute Mal-mart is where I must go I hear they got new crayons And prices marked way down low I'll buy all of their stock Every last beautiful stick Then I'll melt them all down To a gel that's nice and thick Then back to the 'Stute Where I'll smear it all about Strike that fiery match And listen for the Nurse-C's shout So come on all you guys Lets go paint the town I've got crayons to buy And Nurse-C's goin' down Oh, and Dr. Moose If your cards not taken I'd love a dance To the smell of bacon |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
What? Did I scare ya! Here NurseC, NurseC, NurseC... Anybody home? Or do I get this place all to myself?  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Close the door, bolt and latch it...here comes that woman, old nurse Cratchet! Now this poem is insane indeed, think ya must have smoked Toe's weed? In any case, it don't matter, I've got more that's even badder! Now yall behave or else I'll tell, and ya all will end up in Toerag hell! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
And I had no idea there were all these crazies here? I thought I was all by myself all this time?...Geeesch! Howdy family...how ya all are? It's me...Norman....Mr. Rockwell for you that aren't on first name basis... [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 10-12-1999).] |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yanno...I heard a rumor that old Nurse Cratchet's been goosin' Dr. Moose.... How about them Moose Goosers, Ain't they recluse? Up at the 'stute, Goosin them moose. Goosin' them huge moose, Goosin' them tiny, Goosin old Dr. Moose, In his hiney. Look at them moose goosers, Aint' they dumb? Some us an umbrella, Some use a thumb. Them obtuse Moose Goosers Sneakin through the woods, Pokin old Dr. Moose, In his "goods" How to be a moose gooser? It'll turn ya puce. Gitchy gooser loose and Rouse a drowsy moose. Wanna be a moose gooser? Don't need a ticket, Just find old Dr. Moose, And jump from a thicket. Now where's my pills......???? |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
What a colorful group! *G* And so much talent assembled in one place! LOL. Great work, one and all! |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Hey, Toe! Whaddya know?!@! You must've gone crazy, you belong in the 'stute! So glad you joined us! You're some fine recruit! So pick up your paintbrush and just join right in! You've missed a whole lot, Let the painting begin! You see, Mr. Toerag, there's a few artists here. My name's Leonardo. Let's make that truth clear. Stop by the workshop (the Fictional kind) and check out the story that left you behind. And later, my friend, I'll show you some art of Balladeer's face on some other part. You see, Pablo P. the painter of class, put Balladeer's face, in place of his a**! hehehe -Justin T. aka Leonardo DaVinci [This message has been edited by Justin Thyme (edited 10-12-1999).] |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
That silly Toerag He suffers from "head swell" If he claims to be The famed Norman Rockwell Though I'll confess He paints an interesting picture But why must his self portraits Always resemble a sphincter As for the Lady Suthern I greet you with glee Sorry about shooting you earlier With those bullets three I've turned a new leaf I no longer carry a gun I now color with crayons And burn things for fun My favorite colors? How nice of you to inquire Burnt Yellow and Crimson Red Ash Gray and Orange Blossom Fire Well welcome to the 'Stute! Here, can you hold on to this stick? That? It's just melted wax. Now hold still while I light this wick. (Moose Goosers! LOLOLOL!) |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Thanks for the kind reception to the artist's hall of fame and mental correction facility.....Dr. Moose? Nurse Cratchet?....Yall really need ta quit sniffin' the pain yanno?....The "Moose Gooser" thinggie is a "Toeragged" version of one of Mason Williams' poems...and it fit so well here at the time!!! Yall behave a little now ya hear?.. |
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Watcher666 Senior Member
since 1999-10-13
Posts 1606 |
ROFLMAO!!!! ------------------ Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Andrew Scott my man , no offence was taken . 'Tis all part of the plan , hatched o'er martinis shaken . There's not much to understand , 'twas no more of a gaffe . Besides we moose have thicker hides , than rubber-necked giraffes . Your work , I have admired , you wield crayons with great finesse . Some have been attired , as your art you do express . Not quite full yet is my dance card , but there is one I think you know . Spreading rumors 'round the psych-ward , it's that basket weaver "Toe" ! Now this is no endeavor , should be tried if faint of heart . I've spent time ( almost forever ) , in rehearsal for this part . The advantage I lay claim to , I've got four hooves you know . Wouldn't it just be a shame , if I stepped on little " Toe " ? I deny all allegations , there's no " goose " stepping for me . To the un-initated , t'was a two step you did see . One should really get their facts straight , and know of what they speak . Or they may end up dancing hoof to " Toe ", instead of cheek to cheek . Justin kace you've wondered ,or got a little behind . "Toe's" is Justin Sanity , of a very special kind . Multiple delusions , persecution complex too. There's enough psychosis happening there, to fill the whole darn shoe ! Though you may find this Justin Credible , Justin Between us two . I think it's Justin Tolerable , what new low will "Toe" sink to ? Is it Justin Sensitivity , or Justin Stinctively-Krude ? I'm Justin Furiated , now you've stepped in it dude ! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Is this perhaps Dr. Roach?.....Seems to be something very familiar about this form? Moose? Roach?....Hmmmm?....Justin The Way it's done is so familiar, and Justin tolerable too! Justin Observation yanno? [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 10-14-1999).] |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Well, Toe, you're late in joining us, the Roach is not the Moose. No, Dr. Moose is in the 'stute, and Balladeer is loose. But, then you knew that anyway, he's been "loose" for quite some time. Both Moose and Roach, they crack me up, when each writes their own rhyme. Hey, Toe! Why do they call you that? That is the oddest name! Are you a painter, just like us? Or are you Justin Sane? No, you're not Sane, my cousin who is also at the 'stute. Perhaps you are Renoir, Monet? What artist of repute? Here at the 'stute they do not like when patients tell a lie! What kind of painter is a "Toe"? What IS that name? And why? When I got here and told them that my name was Leo D., they locked me up in solitude and would not let me free! They took away my necktie and then wrapped me up real tight in a big jacket with long sleeves that was so very white. They left me there for 20 days before they cut me loose! It wasn't fun at all, my friend, just ask ol' Dr. Moose. 'Cause he was with me at the time they'll NEVER let him free! (He's really NOT a doctor, Toe, he's just as nuts as me!) So my advice to you would be before they lock 'n' latchet... just tell the truth about your name and watch out for nurse Cratchet! I painted Mona Lisa but they're still full of doubt! And so I say my name is Thyme, and wait to be let out! They'll never believe your name is "Toe" so wise up soon, there bud, and tell 'em a name they WILL believe before your name is MUD. -Leonardo DaVinci |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Hey, remind me to read the thread next time before I post .... LOL..... Your Rockwell, dude! You're Norm, that's who! I'm suprised I didn't recognize you.... Damn meds. |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
ROFL....hehehe ------------------ May your days be filled with lots of sunshine and your nights lit up by golden moonbeams |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Now bein' a Toerag aint so bad, Ya have no idea bout the times I've had. Like bein' wrapped on a sweet gals Toe, Man that's the place to watch the show! Not only can I see up her shirt, Ya wouldn't believe what's up them skirts! But Toerag's a name frequently used, (More than not, it's usually abused) But overseas, in old Great Britain, Rainbowgirl named me, said it was fittin! It means a Rascal, (Justin Corrigible), Now isn't that wrong? Why I'm adorable! Now you and I both surely know, That I'm just a kind and quiet soul, Frequently blamed, unjustly rebuked, That's why I'm here...in the 'stute' My name before then was just plain Buzz, Cuz that what Toerag usually does. In fact I see that lunch hour's near, Time for Buzz/Toerag to drown in beer! [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 10-14-1999).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Thank you, Toerag... for that edifying and enlightening poem... and ROFLMAO at you looking up all those skirts... I shoulda known, you delightful rascal! *G* |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
May-haps I was a bit too harsh , charged blind at noises heard . Trod from stream into the marsh , where paths are oft' obscurred . Could be that what at first was wrote , was a mis-choice of words . And having not said much of note , I lapsed into absurd . But such is life here in the 'stute , where some just come to play . Though others deemed of " ill repute ", still can have their say . And so if sensibilities , I may have just offended . By way of explanation , my cigarettes have been suspended . |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
I see Dr. Moose But where is squirrel? His picture's missing In this here mural There's Boris & Natasha Dressed in sinister black But upon closer inspection Its Toe and Suthern in fact I've looked all about And he just can't be found Perhaps Nurse Crachet Has turned him into ground round It would be just like her To add Rocky to the menu Maybe that's why last night My dinner had a tail and flew |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
I see I've been missed while I was in Florida getting sunkist. Who in this place has been snorting all the baking soda. I'm disappointed with you Justin Kace I left you in charge of this place, Now look Justin Thyme changed quarter slots in the tampon machine to now cost a dime. Andrew's been a calling but there is no way that this Nurse Crachet will ever be falling. The rumors are denied for no one at the stute would be so defied. I am walking halls so be warned I will not allow flying meatloaf brawls. |
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GOETHE New Member
since 1999-10-16
Posts 9Weimar, GDR |
hey you people in this place you really must admit that all the mess within the 'stute really ought to quit so I'll submit to you all this petition for the removal of nurse cratchet for she has made this place a mess and created all this rackett oh you may say it's the justins and the painters but it's not their fault they have no brain they are just victims of over-creativity and they have since gone quite insane so please accept this petition as it should stand for the removal of this haneous entity for we should all stand together as one and accept the idea of entropy ------------------ "It is quite beyond me how anyone can believe God speaks to us in books and stories. If the world does not directly reveal to us our relationship to it, if our hearts fail to tell us what we owe ourselves and others, we shall assuredly not learn it from books, which are at best designed but to give names to our errors." |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
They say it was Irene What caused the scene Down in the Florida Keys But the real cause of the matter What made everybody scatter Was the arrival of Nurse "C" She raised such a rachet Our old Nurce Crachet Driving everyone truly insane But now she's back at the 'Stute This fact we can not refute How I wish it were just hurricane Jane Hey! I'll sign that petition... just let me find my crayons... oh... ah... nevermind that sticky gel, but I don't suggest you stand to close to the fire. Napalm? Never heard of it! Nope, not me! I swear its just melted wax... (sinister chuckle)... Care for a smoke? [This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 10-17-1999).] [This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 10-17-1999).] |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
This Justin , "Loonies run the 'Stute" Details at eleven , But I believe the point is moot. No -one cares who drives the train, once it's left the tracks .. We think it's Justin Sayne , he takes meds like Scooby snacks . The "Crayola King" keeps melting , as he waxes oft' poetic . One Flew's meatloaf pelting , falls on ears un-sympathetic . We can sit and watch the paint dry , in Leonardo's room . Bring an alias and join us , or perhaps a "Nomme De Plume" . There's no end of things to do here, but that's not the best part . What goes on between your ears , in here's considered art ! |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
I guess I got here Justin Thyme, again! That Dr. Moose has swiped my fountain pen! I think I'm gonna lose it, baking soda, I'll abuse it! 'Cause this whole 'stute is such a huge pig pen! There's Cratchet who is claiming that she's tan! And Andrew signs petitions from a can! Crayolas aren't paint! Nope, Wyeth, this he ain't! Then GOETHE comes in with a Cratchet plan! This 'stute is quite a mess, I'm sure you know. I am not in control of how things go.... This doctor ain't no doctor, and I'm certainly no proctor, and now we're infiltrated by the TOE! So I vote YES to rid us of the nurse. Her presence here has only been a curse! With GOETHE I do stand, in union, hand in hand! (but if it doesn't work, let's steal her purse!) -Leonardo DaVinci [This message has been edited by Justin Thyme (edited 10-18-1999).] |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
"Dance, dance, dance the whole night long." I have no fear you all are harmless. I am invinsible, I abuse multi-vitamins, I shred spinach with my fingernails, I can hypnotize a cat shaking my finger. I will be here till the day the halls are empty! until then... "Dance, dance, dance the whole night long." |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
ROTFLMAO! Oh... damn I just lost my crown... there we go... nice and straight... Crayola King! That's me and you shall bow before my greatness! With jewels shining oh so bright On this head of majestic might You must bow before this colorful crown Say what you will about my crazy reign I'm the Crayola King of the insane Not some typical Burger King clown I like to have it my way So listen to what I say Those who don't will get the grill Oh, I promise fire alright If you laugh at my royal right Cause hot wax is how I get my thrill It's a special batch I brew I call it pyro glue stew And the careless will get a bowl full So mock this king of the wax not Or I promise things will get hot Much like Nurse'C, who has her cup full ..... Would you like a smoke with your tea, Ms. Nurse'C?  |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
There's a place quite near , though light-years away . There's but one transport here , which insures that you will stay . There's no reason to wonder , no-one gives a hoot . What it is you're wearing under , your designer birthday suit . Artistic expression , is what matters most . You may get the impression , that you're already toast . *" Dancing madly backwards ", although not required . Searching for the right words , when scantily attired . Shun those little numbers , paint outside the lines . Being un-encumbered , by what you've left behind . Since you're here for the duration , put on your dancing boots . Dance by the nurse's station , you be in the 'stute! You can do here what you wanna , if by Cratchet you're not caught . Kiss my butt and call me Bwana , I just had a thought . If I double up my meds , and multiply by three . I can dance inside my head , where no-one can catch me ! There will be a coronation in the east wing . You are all cordially invited , I will emcee. Bring your paper hats ( it's formal ) |
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Justin Consistent-Lee New Member
since 1999-10-20
Posts 3 |
since it's formal, do we have to wear our birthday suits? I don't want to be the odd one out. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Quite possibly , we're all a little odd , and I don't think any of us are getting out soon . |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Glad to see an invitation waiting on my desk, puzzling is the location stating the gymnasium. Opposite ends of the stute I do declare quizically, I suppose the printer could be to boot. I'll be there with bells on you can count your toes then I'll treat you all to some stute medication sure to digest meatloaf before the target knows. [This message has been edited by Nurse Crachet (edited 10-21-1999).] |
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