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Toerag
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25 posted 10-12-1999 03:03 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

And I had no idea there were all these crazies here? I thought I was all by myself all this time?...Geeesch! Howdy family...how ya all are? It's me...Norman....Mr. Rockwell for you that aren't on first name basis...

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26 posted 10-12-1999 03:10 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Yanno...I heard a rumor that old Nurse Cratchet's been goosin' Dr. Moose....

How about them Moose Goosers,
Ain't they recluse?
Up at the 'stute,
Goosin them moose.

Goosin' them huge moose,
Goosin' them tiny,
Goosin old Dr. Moose,
In his hiney.

Look at them moose goosers,
Aint' they dumb?
Some us an umbrella,
Some use a thumb.

Them obtuse Moose Goosers
Sneakin through the woods,
Pokin old Dr. Moose,
In his "goods"

How to be a moose gooser?
It'll turn ya puce.
Gitchy gooser loose and
Rouse a drowsy moose.

Wanna be a moose gooser?
Don't need a ticket,
Just find old Dr. Moose,
And jump from a thicket.


Now where's my pills......????
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27 posted 10-12-1999 03:21 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

What a colorful group! *G* And so much talent assembled in one place! LOL. Great work, one and all!
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28 posted 10-12-1999 05:36 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

Hey, Toe!
Whaddya know?!@!

You must've gone crazy,
you belong in the 'stute!
So glad you joined us!
You're some fine recruit!
So pick up your paintbrush
and just join right in!
You've missed a whole lot,
Let the painting begin!

You see, Mr. Toerag,
there's a few artists here.
My name's Leonardo.
Let's make that truth clear.
Stop by the workshop
(the Fictional kind)
and check out the story
that left you behind.

And later, my friend,
I'll show you some art
of Balladeer's face
on some other part.
You see, Pablo P.
the painter of class,
put Balladeer's face,
in place of his a**!

hehehe
-Justin T.
aka Leonardo DaVinci




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29 posted 10-12-1999 07:23 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

That silly Toerag
He suffers from "head swell"
If he claims to be
The famed Norman Rockwell

Though I'll confess
He paints an interesting picture
But why must his self portraits
Always resemble a sphincter

As for the Lady Suthern
I greet you with glee
Sorry about shooting you earlier
With those bullets three

I've turned a new leaf
I no longer carry a gun
I now color with crayons
And burn things for fun

My favorite colors?
How nice of you to inquire
Burnt Yellow and Crimson Red
Ash Gray and Orange Blossom Fire

Well welcome to the 'Stute!
Here, can you hold on to this stick?
That? It's just melted wax.
Now hold still while I light this wick.

(Moose Goosers! LOLOLOL!)
Toerag
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30 posted 10-13-1999 07:10 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Thanks for the kind reception to the artist's hall of fame and mental correction facility.....Dr. Moose? Nurse Cratchet?....Yall really need ta quit sniffin' the pain yanno?....The "Moose Gooser" thinggie is a "Toeragged" version of one of Mason Williams' poems...and it fit so well here at the time!!! Yall behave a little now ya hear?..
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31 posted 10-13-1999 07:39 AM       View Profile for Watcher666   Email Watcher666   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Watcher666's Home Page   View IP for Watcher666

ROFLMAO!!!!

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32 posted 10-13-1999 09:21 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Andrew Scott my man , no offence was taken .
'Tis all part of the plan , hatched o'er martinis shaken .
There's not much to understand , 'twas no more of a gaffe .
Besides we moose have thicker hides , than rubber-necked giraffes .

Your work , I have admired , you wield crayons with great finesse .
Some have been attired , as your art you do express .
Not quite full yet is my dance card , but there is one I think you know .
Spreading rumors 'round the psych-ward ,
it's that basket weaver "Toe" !

Now this is no endeavor , should be tried if faint of heart .
I've spent time ( almost forever ) , in rehearsal for this part .
The advantage I lay claim to , I've got four hooves you know .
Wouldn't it just be a shame , if I stepped on little " Toe " ?

I deny all allegations , there's no " goose " stepping for me .
To the un-initated , t'was a two step you did see .
One should really get their facts straight , and know of what they speak .
Or they may end up dancing hoof to " Toe ", instead of cheek to cheek .


Justin kace you've wondered ,or got a little behind .
"Toe's" is Justin Sanity , of a very special kind .
Multiple delusions , persecution complex too.
There's enough psychosis happening there, to fill the whole darn shoe !

Though you may find this Justin Credible , Justin Between us two .
I think it's Justin Tolerable , what new low will "Toe" sink to ?
Is it Justin Sensitivity , or Justin Stinctively-Krude ?
I'm Justin Furiated , now you've stepped in it dude !
Toerag
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33 posted 10-14-1999 06:20 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Is this perhaps Dr. Roach?.....Seems to be something very familiar about this form? Moose? Roach?....Hmmmm?....Justin The Way it's done is so familiar, and Justin tolerable too! Justin Observation yanno?

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34 posted 10-14-1999 11:33 AM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

Well, Toe, you're late in joining us,
the Roach is not the Moose.
No, Dr. Moose is in the 'stute,
and Balladeer is loose.
But, then you knew that anyway,
he's been "loose" for quite some time.
Both Moose and Roach, they crack me up,
when each writes their own rhyme.

Hey, Toe! Why do they call you that?
That is the oddest name!
Are you a painter, just like us?
Or are you Justin Sane?
No, you're not Sane, my cousin who
is also at the 'stute.
Perhaps you are Renoir, Monet?
What artist of repute?

Here at the 'stute they do not like
when patients tell a lie!
What kind of painter is a "Toe"?
What IS that name? And why?

When I got here and told them
that my name was Leo D.,
they locked me up in solitude
and would not let me free!
They took away my necktie
and then wrapped me up real tight
in a big jacket with long sleeves
that was so very white.
They left me there for 20 days
before they cut me loose!
It wasn't fun at all, my friend,
just ask ol' Dr. Moose.

'Cause he was with me at the time
they'll NEVER let him free!
(He's really NOT a doctor, Toe,
he's just as nuts as me!)
So my advice to you would be
before they lock 'n' latchet...
just tell the truth about your name
and watch out for nurse Cratchet!

I painted Mona Lisa
but they're still full of doubt!
And so I say my name is Thyme,
and wait to be let out!
They'll never believe your name is "Toe"
so wise up soon, there bud,
and tell 'em a name they WILL believe
before your name is MUD.


-Leonardo DaVinci
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35 posted 10-14-1999 11:41 AM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

Hey, remind me to read the thread next time before I post .... LOL.....


Your Rockwell, dude!
You're Norm, that's who!
I'm suprised I didn't
recognize you....

Damn meds.
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36 posted 10-14-1999 11:54 AM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

ROFL....hehehe

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May your days be filled with lots of sunshine and your nights lit up by golden moonbeams
Toerag
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37 posted 10-14-1999 12:29 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Now bein' a Toerag aint so bad,
Ya have no idea bout the times I've had.
Like bein' wrapped on a sweet gals Toe,
Man that's the place to watch the show!
Not only can I see up her shirt,
Ya wouldn't believe what's up them skirts!

But Toerag's a name frequently used,
(More than not, it's usually abused)
But overseas, in old Great Britain,
Rainbowgirl named me, said it was fittin!
It means a Rascal, (Justin Corrigible),
Now isn't that wrong? Why I'm adorable!

Now you and I both surely know,
That I'm just a kind and quiet soul,
Frequently blamed, unjustly rebuked,
That's why I'm here...in the 'stute'

My name before then was just plain Buzz,
Cuz that what Toerag usually does.
In fact I see that lunch hour's near,
Time for Buzz/Toerag to drown in beer!



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38 posted 10-14-1999 12:45 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Thank you, Toerag... for that edifying and enlightening poem... and ROFLMAO at you looking up all those skirts... I shoulda known, you delightful rascal! *G*
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39 posted 10-14-1999 08:05 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

May-haps I was a bit too harsh , charged blind at noises heard .
Trod from stream into the marsh , where paths are oft' obscurred .
Could be that what at first was wrote , was a mis-choice of words .
And having not said much of note , I lapsed into absurd .
But such is life here in the 'stute , where some just come to play .
Though others deemed of " ill repute ", still can have their say .
And so if sensibilities , I may have just offended .
By way of explanation , my cigarettes have been suspended .
Andrew Scott
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40 posted 10-17-1999 12:06 AM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

I see Dr. Moose
But where is squirrel?
His picture's missing
In this here mural

There's Boris & Natasha
Dressed in sinister black
But upon closer inspection
Its Toe and Suthern in fact

I've looked all about
And he just can't be found
Perhaps Nurse Crachet
Has turned him into ground round

It would be just like her
To add Rocky to the menu
Maybe that's why last night
My dinner had a tail and flew
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41 posted 10-17-1999 02:05 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

I see I've been missed
while I was in Florida
getting sunkist.
Who in this place
has been snorting
all the baking soda.
I'm disappointed
with you Justin Kace
I left you in charge
of this place,
Now look Justin Thyme
changed quarter slots
in the tampon machine
to now cost a dime.
Andrew's been a calling
but there is no way
that this Nurse Crachet
will ever be falling.
The rumors are denied
for no one at the stute
would be so defied.
I am walking halls
so be warned
I will not allow
flying meatloaf brawls.


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42 posted 10-17-1999 04:17 PM       View Profile for GOETHE   Email GOETHE   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for GOETHE

hey you people in this place
you really must admit
that all the mess within the 'stute
really ought to quit
so I'll submit to you all this petition
for the removal of nurse cratchet
for she has made this place a mess
and created all this rackett
oh you may say it's the justins and the painters
but it's not their fault they have no brain
they are just victims of over-creativity
and they have since gone quite insane
so please accept this petition as it should stand
for the removal of this haneous entity
for we should all stand together as one
and accept the idea of entropy



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"It is quite beyond me how anyone can believe God speaks to us in books and stories. If the world does not directly reveal to us our relationship to it, if our hearts fail to tell us what we owe ourselves and others, we shall assuredly not learn it from books, which are at best designed but to give names to our errors."
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43 posted 10-17-1999 05:24 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

They say it was Irene
What caused the scene
Down in the Florida Keys

But the real cause of the matter
What made everybody scatter
Was the arrival of Nurse "C"

She raised such a rachet
Our old Nurce Crachet
Driving everyone truly insane

But now she's back at the 'Stute
This fact we can not refute
How I wish it were just hurricane Jane

Hey! I'll sign that petition... just let me find my crayons... oh... ah... nevermind that sticky gel, but I don't suggest you stand to close to the fire. Napalm? Never heard of it! Nope, not me! I swear its just melted wax... (sinister chuckle)... Care for a smoke?

[This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 10-17-1999).]

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44 posted 10-18-1999 04:59 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

This Justin , "Loonies run the 'Stute"
Details at eleven , But I believe the point is moot.
No -one cares who drives the train, once it's left the tracks ..
We think it's Justin Sayne , he takes meds like Scooby snacks .
The "Crayola King" keeps melting , as he waxes oft' poetic .
One Flew's meatloaf pelting , falls on ears un-sympathetic .
We can sit and watch the paint dry , in Leonardo's room .
Bring an alias and join us , or perhaps a "Nomme De Plume" .

There's no end of things to do here, but that's not the best part .
What goes on between your ears , in here's considered art !
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45 posted 10-18-1999 05:38 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

I guess I got here Justin Thyme, again!
That Dr. Moose has swiped my fountain pen!
I think I'm gonna lose it,
baking soda, I'll abuse it!
'Cause this whole 'stute is such a huge pig pen!

There's Cratchet who is claiming that she's tan!
And Andrew signs petitions from a can!
Crayolas aren't paint!
Nope, Wyeth, this he ain't!
Then GOETHE comes in with a Cratchet plan!

This 'stute is quite a mess, I'm sure you know.
I am not in control of how things go....
This doctor ain't no doctor,
and I'm certainly no proctor,
and now we're infiltrated by the TOE!

So I vote YES to rid us of the nurse.
Her presence here has only been a curse!
With GOETHE I do stand,
in union, hand in hand!
(but if it doesn't work, let's steal her purse!)


-Leonardo DaVinci


[This message has been edited by Justin Thyme (edited 10-18-1999).]
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46 posted 10-18-1999 06:01 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

"Dance, dance, dance
the whole night long."
I have no fear
you all are harmless.
I am invinsible,
I abuse multi-vitamins,
I shred spinach
with my fingernails,
I can hypnotize a cat
shaking my finger.
I will be here till
the day the halls
are empty!
until then...
"Dance, dance, dance
the whole night long."


Andrew Scott
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47 posted 10-19-1999 02:09 AM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

ROTFLMAO! Oh... damn I just lost my crown... there we go... nice and straight... Crayola King! That's me and you shall bow before my greatness!

With jewels shining oh so bright
On this head of majestic might
You must bow before this colorful crown

Say what you will about my crazy reign
I'm the Crayola King of the insane
Not some typical Burger King clown

I like to have it my way
So listen to what I say
Those who don't will get the grill

Oh, I promise fire alright
If you laugh at my royal right
Cause hot wax is how I get my thrill

It's a special batch I brew
I call it pyro glue stew
And the careless will get a bowl full

So mock this king of the wax not
Or I promise things will get hot
Much like Nurse'C, who has her cup full

..... Would you like a smoke with your tea, Ms. Nurse'C?
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48 posted 10-19-1999 05:31 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

There's a place quite near , though light-years away .
There's but one transport here , which insures that you will stay .
There's no reason to wonder , no-one gives a hoot .
What it is you're wearing under , your designer birthday suit .
Artistic expression , is what matters most .
You may get the impression , that you're already toast .
*" Dancing madly backwards ", although not required .
Searching for the right words , when scantily attired .
Shun those little numbers , paint outside the lines .
Being un-encumbered , by what you've left behind .
Since you're here for the duration , put on your dancing boots .
Dance by the nurse's station , you be in the 'stute!
You can do here what you wanna , if by Cratchet you're not caught .
Kiss my butt and call me Bwana , I just had a thought .
If I double up my meds , and multiply by three .
I can dance inside my head , where no-one can catch me !

There will be a coronation in the east wing .
You are all cordially invited , I will emcee.
Bring your paper hats ( it's formal )
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49 posted 10-20-1999 01:49 PM       View Profile for Justin Consistent-Lee   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Consistent-Lee

since it's formal, do we have to wear our birthday suits? I don't want to be the odd one out.
 
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