Bewilderment , USA
Andrew Scott my man , no offence was taken .
'Tis all part of the plan , hatched o'er martinis shaken .
There's not much to understand , 'twas no more of a gaffe .
Besides we moose have thicker hides , than rubber-necked giraffes .
Your work , I have admired , you wield crayons with great finesse .
Some have been attired , as your art you do express .
Not quite full yet is my dance card , but there is one I think you know .
Spreading rumors 'round the psych-ward ,
it's that basket weaver "Toe" !
Now this is no endeavor , should be tried if faint of heart .
I've spent time ( almost forever ) , in rehearsal for this part .
The advantage I lay claim to , I've got four hooves you know .
Wouldn't it just be a shame , if I stepped on little " Toe " ?
I deny all allegations , there's no " goose " stepping for me .
To the un-initated , t'was a two step you did see .
One should really get their facts straight , and know of what they speak .
Or they may end up dancing hoof to " Toe ", instead of cheek to cheek .
Justin kace you've wondered ,or got a little behind .
"Toe's" is Justin Sanity , of a very special kind .
Multiple delusions , persecution complex too.
There's enough psychosis happening there, to fill the whole darn shoe !
Though you may find this Justin Credible , Justin Between us two .
I think it's Justin Tolerable , what new low will "Toe" sink to ?
Is it Justin Sensitivity , or Justin Stinctively-Krude ?
I'm Justin Furiated , now you've stepped in it dude !