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Andrew Scott's Situation (no one is exempt from the ToeTag war!!)

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Lucie
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0 posted 10-01-1999 02:26 PM       View Profile for Lucie   Email Lucie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Lucie

One night an escaped convict who had evaded the police.
Had decided that heíd had enough and hastened his own release.
He ended up at Andrew Scottís in search of place to hide.
He broke the cellar window and slipped quietly inside.

Well Andrew and his girlfriend were sharing wine and cheese.
The convict caught them unaware and pushed Andrew to his knees.
He tied them up and left them there to ponder their demise.
Andrew tried to escape the binds, struggling against his ties.

He finally tired and realized that there was no escape,
and told his girlfriend the convict was likely to resort to rape.
Now if he tries to touch you .. just act like you are pleased.
If you make him happy then perhaps weíll be released.

The girlfriend exclaimed happily.. Iím glad thatís how you feel.
Cause giving in and cooperating with him, Iím sure it will appeal.
Perhaps he will just take the sex and all the household loot.
"Oh and by the way Andrew.. he told me you were cute."
© Copyright 1999 Lucille Dobbins - All Rights Reserved
suthern
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1 posted 10-01-1999 02:38 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFLMAO!!!! Sounds like Andrew's in for a fun evening! LOL. (And sounds as though his gal is quite used to faking pleasure???? *EG*) Well done, Lucie!!
Toerag
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2 posted 10-01-1999 02:48 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Yanno...it hurts me so badly to find out LongJohn's still breaking into houses! I've talked to him about this countless times and it seems as though it's done no good! Guess I'll have to just tell Lorelei?

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 10-01-1999).]
LngJhnAg
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3 posted 10-01-1999 02:51 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

ROFLMAO@house breaking - and @Lucie

This is great Topic! Way to go Lucie - you wrote this poem perfectly - the punch line was unexpected until the very last line.

Belle - your post was really great - what a witty person you are!
Michael
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4 posted 10-01-1999 03:03 PM       View Profile for Michael   Email Michael   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Michael

ROFL,
Well, I'm sure Andrew will love taking his own medicine, Lucie...but what a pill to have to swallow.

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Michael Anderson

I could not love except where Death
Was mingling his with Beauty's breath -
Or Hymen, Time, and Destiny
Were stalking between her and me.
EAP



Toerag
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5 posted 10-01-1999 03:22 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

And LongJohn said Andrew does swallow too!

Lucie...this was a wonderful story.....Yanno?
I sent ya a sweet email yesterday and never heard from ya?.....Were ya on a date?
PhaerieChild
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6 posted 10-01-1999 03:35 PM       View Profile for PhaerieChild   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PhaerieChild

I love it more every time I log in and read all the antics going on in the forums. This was really funny!!

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If you love me like music, I'll be your song.
~Heart~ Dreamboat Annie

WhtDove
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7 posted 10-01-1999 03:39 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFLMAO Alright Lucie! Way to go. They're getting better all the time! Good one!

LOL at Toe!

Saxoness
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8 posted 10-01-1999 03:52 PM       View Profile for Saxoness   Email Saxoness   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Saxoness

this is probably the best hours of my day spent here....and I don't regret it!
Another great one

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"Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone
I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me."

-Charles Brugnot


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9 posted 10-01-1999 04:01 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Great one, Lucie! GREAT SCOTT!! Would Andrew have said the same thing...in hindsight?
Lucie
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10 posted 10-01-1999 04:48 PM       View Profile for Lucie   Email Lucie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lucie

Dear Toerag the email that you sent was not ignored kind sir.
This poet has realized your antagonizing her.
But thats ok you asked for it.. and so I will oblige.
Look out Toerag here I come.. there's no place you can hide.

If reply is what your seeking to your little video joke.
And the fires of this woman scorned are ones you want to stoke.
Then by all means I will be quick to write a little ditty.
About your recent escapades from me you'll get no pity.

:::evil giggle:::
Lucie
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11 posted 10-01-1999 08:31 PM       View Profile for Lucie   Email Lucie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lucie

What!! I come in expecting reply from Andrew.. and get nothing!! geesh.. whats a girl gotta do to get attention?
Pufalove
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12 posted 10-01-1999 08:56 PM       View Profile for Pufalove   Email Pufalove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pufalove

Luc....how boaring Neb. would be without all your antics and I just love the way reading between the lines is more fun than reading the "lines"! What makes it so much fun is that none of us ever know what to expect from you. Love ya!
Lucie
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13 posted 10-01-1999 10:15 PM       View Profile for Lucie   Email Lucie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lucie

Thanks Puf.. and Houston is way more boring without you.. come home will ya?
Systematic Decay
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14 posted 10-01-1999 10:30 PM       View Profile for Systematic Decay   Email Systematic Decay   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Systematic Decay

LMFAO........thats all I can say

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"Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage."
-Billy Corgan-
Andrew Scott
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15 posted 10-04-1999 05:02 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Hey! Ya leave for three days and look what happens... six pages of poetry to sift through (I'll never get my work done at this rate) and towards the end I find this! A stab in the back by the one who begged support in this war against the dreaded Toe. Is there no loyalty! TREASON I SAY! WHERE'S MY FIREING SQUAD! Damn, but they're never around when you need them!
And to make matters worse... my girl friend managed to escape, but left me there to deal with that harry ape convict. Thanks to the cops who showed just in time... When they asked for a discription of the felon... aside from being butt-ass ugly, he had a tattoo of a sock with a big toe sticking out, and the words "Pumbkin Stuffer" under it. Not sure what it ment... not sure I want to find out.
As for you Lucie... time will tell for your traitorous ways.
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