Old Toerag was a lonely man
who had no teeth nor tan.
He was ugly to the rotten core,
Smelled, was dirty, do I need say more?
Toerag was desperate for a wife
He became sad and full of strife.
But one day he went to his uncle's farm
And he met his match, full of charm.
She was sort of heavy, and moved slow,
Had a wide butt which sunk real low.
Her legs were skinny and sort of lean,
And don't stand behind her or she'll get mean.
She had no toes or any feet,
She was a taste of hearty meat.
Her favorite meal was nice green grass,
And her breath smelled like dirty ass.
Toerag though found love and married
The love though always varied.
One day she would love him dearly,
But it never seemed to be sincerely.
Toerag finally decided to take another course
So he went and filed for a final divorce,
This didn't hurt his wife named, Bessy dear,
For she had no feelings 'cause she was an old bum steer.