Ala bam a
I got pissed and went to lunch,
Had six beers but wasn't drunk.
Had a few more, time flew by,
Thought I'd better call work and tell a lie.
Got my pal on the telephone,
Told him I had a touch of polio,
Won't be back today for sure,
Going to Hooter's to find a cure.
Headed to Hooter's, when I got there,
The "nurse" put me in intensive care,
Take "two" of "these", you'll be alright,
And put me on a clear liquid diet.
[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 08-31-99).]