Ala bam a
Ya know I love Barbecue,
And I'd guess so do you,
And my favorite's down in Ala-bam,
Pork or beef or even ham.
Our secretary loves it too,
She tries all kinds of barbecue,
Every day when lunch hour comes,
Off for Barbecue she runs.
Now lunch hour only lasts an hour,
That's plenty of time for a pig devoured,
Seems she takes much more than that,
Lunch is now an hour and 'ahalf.
Now yesterday she left at noon,
Before to long was half past two,
'Round nearly three she came back in,
So we asked her where'd she been?
"Good grief gal, where ya been?
After barbecue again?
Where'd ya eat? Was it Tibet?
I ain't tried that smoked Yak yet?"
[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 08-31-99).]