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This poem tastes like a pretzel

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Poetwheel
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...and then I hit my chin upon the floor.
My teeth went through my lips and scraped the ground.
I noticed failed eyetooth and incisor.
The clacking in my head it did resound.

On that fateful day...

The small tin goose upon the mat was lain.
A souvenier from on the day I wed.
I feel it's naught but luck I wasn't slain,
For that foul bird was impaled to my head.

That woeful day..

'Tis fortunate indeed I did not drown.
I staggered and let out a pain-filled whoop.
Fumbling for grip as I again went down,
the handle that I grabbed brought boiling soup.

Ohhh, that day..

I bellowed out "POOR ME" and felt despair,
As I sat scalded with my mouth all loose.
When I flopped back I should have had a care,
with pain I found out whence that bloody goose.

I hate that goose...

And now my living room is filled with gore.
The bloody mess would really quite astound.
And I am but a toothless troubador,
whose grim smile will now never more be found....

On that difficult day when I saw Rutger Hauer's penis.


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lol...sounds like a heck of a bad day! Quite the unexpected ending!
 
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