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I seen Balladeer the other day,
And his laigs wuz as ugly as they could be,
He had got hisself two big tattoos,
One wuz put upon each knee.
He thought it'd make his laigs more purty,
and his reasonin' wern't hard to follow,
'cause the Lord knows that Balladeer
Has the ugliest laigs in the hollow.
He wuz a figurin' the tattoos,
if put on his knees just might,
divert people's eyes away,
from such'n ugly sight.
On his left knee wuz a tattoo of the Chicago
On the other knee wuz the devil in his full attire.
But them tattoos ain't worked out all that well,
'Cuz when he crosses his laigs, it looks like hell!