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Balladeer's Ugly Laigs

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Toerag
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0 posted 08-27-99 08:17 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

I seen Balladeer the other day,
And his laigs wuz as ugly as they could be,
He had got hisself two big tattoos,
One wuz put upon each knee.

He thought it'd make his laigs more purty,
and his reasonin' wern't hard to follow,
'cause the Lord knows that Balladeer
Has the ugliest laigs in the hollow.

He wuz a figurin' the tattoos,
if put on his knees just might,
divert people's eyes away,
from such'n ugly sight.

On his left knee wuz a tattoo of the Chicago
Fire,
On the other knee wuz the devil in his full attire.
But them tattoos ain't worked out all that well,
'Cuz when he crosses his laigs, it looks like hell!
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WhtDove
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1 posted 08-27-99 10:04 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

LOL...right back into those war on words huh Toe? You must be feeling better.
LngJhnAg
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2 posted 08-27-99 10:33 AM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Toerag - you are once again masterful at describing our beloved Balladeer. I am sure he will be pleased. You must be mellowing in your old age. heh heh heh
suthern
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3 posted 08-27-99 10:34 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Those tattoos are still worthwhile
They give viewers a little grace
For as ugly as 'Deer's legs may be
They're purtier than his face!

I'm figurin' you done a great job, Toe!!! ROFL...
 
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