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Spilt Purse (A challenge from Poet Divine?)

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Toerag
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0 posted 08-25-99 07:29 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

I was walking down the street,
Just a little hike...
Looked down at my feet,
Something wasn't right?

Someone must have lost their purse,
It was near a garbage can,
I picked it up and looked inside,
To return it was my plan.

Inside there were some aspirins,
And a book by Doctor Ruth,
A box of Tampons that was half full,
Some lipstick and some rouge.

There also was a vibrator,
And a 'script for some Viagra,
Why it was Mrs. Balladeer's!
I was dying from the laughter!
© Copyright 1999 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
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1 posted 08-25-99 07:50 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Toerag: I love it!!! Well done double shot... a response to the challenge and a volley fired at the 'Deer one! *G* It's obvious that this poor lady has been with him for years and learned to "cover all bases." *G* She hopes the viagra will help him sink a putt... but the vibrator's just in case. *G*
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2 posted 08-25-99 09:27 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

I don't remember challenging you?! Question? If it was prescription for Viagra, how would you know unless you had it filled and took some? Doctors have notoriously bad handwriting! Fess up! (I happen to know that Balladeer got that prescription for you.. it was a birthday gift!)
Toerag
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3 posted 08-25-99 09:40 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Awww now PDV......Balladeer didn't get me a prescription?....I saw it on the bottle? His wife was telling me she dropped two in his coffee the other morning at breakfast.....he went beserck!
He threw her up on the table, ripped her clothes off and made mad passionate love to her. I asked her was it worth it?..She said it sure was, and besides, she said she doubted they'd ever eat at that restaurant again anyhow......
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4 posted 08-25-99 09:45 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Sorry to disabuse you, Toerag, but I was at Denny's that day and it wasn't Balladeer that his Missus was with...can you guess..yes! LngJhnAg!
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5 posted 08-25-99 10:03 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

PDV: You know it was DEER's birthday! LOL. I guess that's why the doc had mercy on him and wrote that script! *G* And yanno... it's not often I feel sorry for that sailor... but Deer really gave him a workout at Denny's, didn't he? *G*
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Very funny there Toe! All you guys here have added to the laughter! All a bunch of nuts in a good way that is!
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7 posted 08-25-99 05:16 PM       View Profile for Dark Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dark Angel

Toerag, this was soooo kewl, You had me laughing, I really enjoyed it. well done
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8 posted 08-25-99 08:58 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

My Lord, you guys! ROFLMAO...wonder why Balladeer hasn't replied to this one?

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*Elizabeth*

"Dwelt a maid belov'd and cherish'd by high and low,
But with autumn leaf she perish'd, long time ago..."
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9 posted 08-25-99 09:42 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Though I hate to admit it
I see that I was wrong.
It's sad to have it pointed out
By villainous Long John.

But I was dumb to have responded
In this place. It wasn't right.
I guess I just got caught up
In the passion of the fight.

I'll post it on the adult site
Where poets go to hide
That don't have the ability
To fight clean on this side.

And thanks, Long John, for giving me
The proper point of view.
I only wish to God it didn't
Have to come from you!

[This message has been edited by Balladeer (edited 08-26-99).]
Toerag
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10 posted 08-26-99 06:43 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Well done there Pee-wee....I enjoyed the reply!!!!
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11 posted 08-26-99 06:57 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Clap clap clap... applause for you both! LOL.
LngJhnAg
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12 posted 08-26-99 06:58 AM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

This was a wonderful poem, and, in my capacity as a wonderful man, terrific person, saintly in all things I do, I confer upon Toerag all the honors he so richly deserves. I, too am a sensitive caring person like Toerag.

[This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 08-26-99).]
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13 posted 08-26-99 07:14 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

LJA: I guess you can't help sounding like what you are? *G*
Toerag
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14 posted 08-26-99 07:17 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

LongJohn....I've only got one more year, then I'm gonna be old enough to see what's on that board man......How are ya Sailor?
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15 posted 08-26-99 07:29 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Reverand LongJohn,
How are ya mate?
Ya been gone so long
Ya old reprobate.

I think Balladeer
Missed ya too
He's been here,
Lookin' for you.

I'm sorry I posted
The "scum" I did,
Didn't mean to embarrass ya?
And I'd never offend?

I thought you'd been,
To Hooter's for fun?
Didn't know it was a seminary?
Bless you my son!
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ROFLMAO @ Hooter's seminary!! You know he just goes there for the food!!!! LOL. He has all the eye candy he needs at home!
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17 posted 08-26-99 05:14 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Belle

Thank you for clarifying that for all these readers in here who don't know how sweet I am. I do have to correct one thing you said... I do not go to Hooters just for the food. I also go there to read the ladies some of Toerag's poetry. Some of Balladeer's, too. The management is all ticked off at me because all the ladies there spend the whole lunch hour sighing over the wonderful words I read.
 
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