Dan the one eyed man drove his van (full of bran) to Pakistan without a plan to prove he can cause cousin stan had said that dan was an "also ran"
Steve did not believe he saw dan leave his van did weave on new years eve would dan achieve with heart on sleeve and overcome his major peeve or would old steve of dan bereave?
said Mabel fist on table its no fable to pakistan my dan is able shed his label like clark gable he will run them like a cable
Captain Grode said it snowed was no traction on the road which dan had goed he never slowed hit a tree; made car explode record showed high winds blowed dan was dead before he knowed
Mabel, Steve & Cousin Stan each had different thoughts of dan some had said 'he never can' ...since he was a one eyed man but evermore when they ate bran or saw a grey-green panel van they bowed their heads, their eyes did scan to the orange jerry can where cremated remains of dan stood upon the tv stand
this like funniest thing i read here yuh i used to walk my paper route and see how much o a sentence i could come up with rhyming each word with the same rhyme yuh tiz fun passes time too try it people
Thanks guys. For those of you who managed to find sadness in my one-eyed-bran-van saga I say this: there was not a shred of meaning in this silly poem. Just a bunch of rhyme. Thanks! I'll go read 5 & dime now...