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Toerag's Doc

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Toerag
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Ala bam a


0 posted 08-23-99 08:12 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

I'm not implying my doc's a quack,
But he did some things quite absurd,
He cut off my ear and reamed me out,
Then sewed it back on backwards.

Now I can hear when they talk behind my back,
I thought he'd patch my skull where the hole was at,
But being an expert, instead of a patch,
He used a can of "fix a flat."
© Copyright 1999 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
Lorelei54
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1 posted 08-23-99 08:14 AM       View Profile for Lorelei54   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lorelei54

Hey..is this you talking? or the pills? aren't you supposed to be resting? Are you home or still in residence? send details!
It's so good to have you back and writitng!
Toerag
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2 posted 08-23-99 08:19 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Nope Lorelei....I'm at work for just a few....gotta see the doc in about an hour, let him bitch about me driving, check out my ear, and send me home probably....don't know how long I'll be out....but I can't stay in front of a tv for very long.....and everything I read I want to write a nasty poem about LongJohn or Balladeer and it's making my mind run a million miles an hour!
Lorelei54
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3 posted 08-23-99 08:23 AM       View Profile for Lorelei54   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lorelei54

you sure recovered fast !!!

Behave and follow doctors orders and get well soon! (you need a PC at home)
Poet deVine
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Hurricane Alley


4 posted 08-23-99 09:37 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Welcome back! Hope you're feeling better! There's an invention called Paper and another one called Pencil. They work with out electricity and you can use them as you rest! I'm sure they are readily available in your area - if not, I'll send you some!

Take care!
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on the threshold of a dream


5 posted 08-23-99 10:04 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

PDV: Don't hold your breath on him slowing down that much! LOL. You'd think those docs could have inserted a little patience while they were working on him! LOL

Toerag: Don't you DARE get hooked on daytime TV! LOL. And keep that mind running, sweets... we enjoy the results!
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6 posted 08-23-99 01:30 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Oh....were you gone?
LngJhnAg
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Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion


7 posted 08-23-99 03:16 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Toerag... 'Deer is being a meanie - pay no heed to the brute.
Skyfyre
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Sitting in Michael's Lap


8 posted 08-24-99 10:26 AM       View Profile for Skyfyre   Email Skyfyre   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfyre

LOL ... Toerag, where do you come up with this stuff?

Hey, can I get the name of that quack ... er ... doc? I would like to have a rotatable ear ...

Again, welcome back.

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"Nunc lento sonitu dicunt, morierus"
(Now I hear this bell tolling softly for another, it says to me, "Thou must die.")


 
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