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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 1999-08-23 08:12 AM

I'm not implying my doc's a quack,
But he did some things quite absurd,
He cut off my ear and reamed me out,
Then sewed it back on backwards.

Now I can hear when they talk behind my back,
I thought he'd patch my skull where the hole was at,
But being an expert, instead of a patch,
He used a can of "fix a flat."

Lorelei54
Member

since 1999-07-27

Posts 458

1 posted 1999-08-23 08:14 AM

Hey..is this you talking? or the pills? aren't you supposed to be resting? Are you home or still in residence? send details!
It's so good to have you back and writitng!

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

2 posted 1999-08-23 08:19 AM

Nope Lorelei....I'm at work for just a few....gotta see the doc in about an hour, let him bitch about me driving, check out my ear, and send me home probably....don't know how long I'll be out....but I can't stay in front of a tv for very long.....and everything I read I want to write a nasty poem about LongJohn or Balladeer and it's making my mind run a million miles an hour!

Lorelei54
Member

since 1999-07-27

Posts 458

3 posted 1999-08-23 08:23 AM

you sure recovered fast !!!

Behave and follow doctors orders and get well soon! (you need a PC at home)

Poet deVine

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Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-26

Posts 22612
Hurricane Alley

4 posted 1999-08-23 09:37 AM

Welcome back! Hope you're feeling better! There's an invention called Paper and another one called Pencil. They work with out electricity and you can use them as you rest! I'm sure they are readily available in your area - if not, I'll send you some!

Take care!

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

5 posted 1999-08-23 10:04 AM

PDV: Don't hold your breath on him slowing down that much! LOL. You'd think those docs could have inserted a little patience while they were working on him! LOL

Toerag: Don't you DARE get hooked on daytime TV! LOL. And keep that mind running, sweets... we enjoy the results!

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

6 posted 1999-08-23 01:30 PM

Oh....were you gone?

LngJhnAg
Member Elite

since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

7 posted 1999-08-23 03:16 PM

Toerag... 'Deer is being a meanie - pay no heed to the brute.

Skyfyre
Senior Member

since 1999-08-15

Posts 1906
Sitting in Michael's Lap

8 posted 1999-08-24 10:26 AM

LOL ... Toerag, where do you come up with this stuff?

Hey, can I get the name of that quack ... er ... doc? I would like to have a rotatable ear ...

Again, welcome back.

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"Nunc lento sonitu dicunt, morierus"
(Now I hear this bell tolling softly for another, it says to me, "Thou must die.")

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