Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion
'Deer works for a typical company,
Progressive in so many ways.
They have free concerts out on the green,
And give company picnics and plays.
Of course, their latest sign of the times,
Although it may seem demeaning,
Is to randomly choose different employees,
For their company-imposed drug screening.
Now, 'Deer is one of the most naive,
You could find on the company roles.
So, when he dutifully answered their call,
He didn't know their Zero Tolerance goals.
The nurse met him in the dispensary,
And handed him a clear platic cup.
Without so much as a "How do you do?"
She told Balladeer, "Fill it up!"
The nurse was a suspicious woman,
She knew the tricks that druggies played.
So she stood guard outside 'Deer's door,
To make sure the test was OK.
A few minutes passed while she waited,
And then quite a few minutes more.
And still 'Deer didn't unlock the latch,
And open the restroom door.
So the nurse lightly rapped on the door,
"Sir, I need your sample to screen."
From within his timid voice answered,
"Don't I get even ONE magazine?"