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Dom Mart
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0 posted 08-19-99 09:46 PM       View Profile for Dom Mart   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Dom Mart's Home Page   View IP for Dom Mart


A riddle asks, "What has four wheels
And flies?" Answer: A garbage truck
Laden with a hot day's yield
Of offal, gook, dreck and muck.


And if the flies that hover 'round
That truck desire company,
They could invite their fellow flies
That stayed at home to pester me.
© Copyright 1999 Dom Mart - All Rights Reserved
Poet deVine
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since 05-26-99
Posts 25869
Hurricane Alley


1 posted 08-20-99 02:52 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine



That buzzing sound you hear is me
Flora Fly to all my friends
My job is to spread disease
by dancing on all rear-ends.

I wandered into your house today
and fell in love with your species
Now that I've found true love
I've given up on feces!

(I apologize)
wayoutwalt
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since 06-22-99
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TEXAS (it's all big)


2 posted 08-20-99 03:01 AM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

hehehehehe hoohooo gzuknkngfb YUK i swallowed one o yuh
caroline
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3 posted 08-20-99 07:48 AM       View Profile for caroline   Email caroline   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for caroline

OMG...*ROTFLMAO* I think I am really gonna like it here!!!!

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The only man worth your tears will never make you cry...
Seymour Tabin
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since 07-07-99
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4 posted 08-20-99 08:34 AM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Don Mart,
An old joke with a new sweater
I think I liked PoetdeVines
better. Nice try
suthern
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since 07-29-99
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on the threshold of a dream


5 posted 08-20-99 11:04 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Dom and DeVine: Thanks for the grins!
Poet deVine
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6 posted 08-20-99 11:07 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

I always get my poetry at the local Dom Mart! Greatness inspires me! Thanks Mr/Ms Mart!
Blondie
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very funny
 
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