First of all, you shouldn't be doing coke! It's an illegal substance!
Second, Telly Savalas is dead so he'd be impossible to turn on!
Third, if you are referring to lighting a smoked ham or turkey, that's ok - any other kind is bad for you!
Fourth, and most important...we know that sobbing loudly during a football (not soccer) game is not a good thing - so don't holler too loudly!
Actually this was a cute poem....