There is a nearly perfect race
Inhabiting the oddest place.
The women are all trim and pure,
The men, successful and secure.
They're handsome, cultured full of fun
And waiting for that "special one":
An SWF who likes to dance,
Walk on the beach, take a chance.
Here DWF and SBM
Can can transform "one" into "them,"
And make a paradise of it,
Full of warmth, affection, wit.
Yes,these are truly wondrous souls,
Citizens of the "Personals."
Such lovely gals and manly guys,
Why do they have to advertise?