Ala bam a
I know you've heard of the Titanic,
The movie has brought it much fame,
The loss of life was tragic,
But did ya hear 'bout all the mayonnaise?
Hellmann's Mayonnaise was from England,
The Titanic had twelve thousand jars,
It was lost in the sinking,
And sandwich eaters grieved from afar.
The whole world mourned at the loss,
"How would we make salads with our potatos?"
So they made a day of mourning;
And called it "Sinko de Mayo."
[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 08-18-99).]