Ala bam a
Today I leave for awhile,
I'll miss this place so much,
All of you have been so kind to me,
And patient with my mischief and such.
I have a little "thinggie"
They're cutting out of my head,
No Balladeer, not my brain,
It's been a long time dead.
I'm not asking for sympathy,
Rather keep me in your prayers,
They're going up through my middle ear,
To see if there's a brain up there.
Now I'm quite healthy physically,
Should easily the surgery endure,
You already know 'bout me mentally,
and for that there is no cure.
It could leave me totally deaf,
Or a "stroke-like" facial impairment,
Why if it leaves me with a permanent wink,
I could be charged frequently with sexual harassment?
Now it could also leave me with,
Slurred speech or maybe some dizziness,
This would not be terribly noticeable,
At the bar where I conduct "drinking" business.
It could possibly have one other result,
A permanent rock hard erection,
My girlfriend wants the surgery done,
Immediately if there is no objection.
Seriously though, if you have the chance,
Tell God what a wonderful guy I am,
Tell him I'm sweet and ever so kind,
And that I'm definately his biggest fan!