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An Anniversary Plan My Love
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An Anniversary Plan My Love |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Today's our anniversary, And from the bottom of my heart, To show my love for you my dear, We're heading to K-mart. First I'll let you pick a card, One that you'll adore, Read it and then put it back, We'll save two bucks or more. Then we will wait patiently, For a sale to be announced, Maybe a "Blue Light Special?" On a bra or wool night gown! Then we'll really go all out, And have a dinner just for two, Would ya like a Big Mac? I'll leave that up to you! |
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Sue Member
since 1999-08-04
Posts 383France |
Toerag, I always suspected that you were a very generous person. Now you have shown me what a good judge of character I am! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Well yanno Sue, a silver anniversary is special! LOL........ |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
And really, I left off the big surprise....I plan on stopping by the cemetary on the way home and give her a nice bouquet of flowers. She wasn't terribly impressed with those plastic ones from K-mart last year...even though I did let her pick them out?....Women! So hard to understand yanno?.... |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO!!!! But a wool night gown, Toe???? *EG* I guess she needs that to keep warm while waiting for you to come home from drinking with LJA, Balladeer, and PW? LOL |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I would think this poem alone is worth that trip to K-Mart and McDonalds...and there are enough flowery phrases here she doesn't need a bouquet! (I saw your wife shopping at the Goodwill Store for you - hope you like lime green pants!)  |
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Lost Dreamer Member Elite
since 1999-06-20
Posts 2464Somewhere near the Rainbow |
Toerag, I started reading this one, and thought it was gonna be another deep down in the soul one, then I got to K-mart and I burst out laughing. You are good, your wife must ROTFL all the time. |
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elvira Senior Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 936California |
brings to mind that old strip tease song "hey big spender" |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Toerag, your generosity is exceeded only by your waistline. Of course she would prefer a Big Mac! Who wouldn't? |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Hey!! Who's having Big Mac? You'll have to pass that one by me first...  ------------------ Nay, if our wits run the Wild-Goose chase, I am done: For thou hast more of the Wild-Goose in one of thy wits, Than I am sure I have in my whole five. ~ ²1592 Wm. Shakespeare ~ Romeo & Juliet ~ ii. iv. 75 |
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Carolina Girl Member
since 1999-08-14
Posts 63 |
ROFLMAO!! I just read a sign on a van today that said "When I die, I want my ashes spread along the parking area of Wal-Mart. At least my wife will come visit me every day!" |
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pen of passion Member
since 1999-08-11
Posts 234 |
Boy, aren't you the romantic. |
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