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An Anniversary Plan My Love

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Toerag
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0 posted 08-17-99 09:21 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

Today's our anniversary,
And from the bottom of my heart,
To show my love for you my dear,
We're heading to K-mart.

First I'll let you pick a card,
One that you'll adore,
Read it and then put it back,
We'll save two bucks or more.

Then we will wait patiently,
For a sale to be announced,
Maybe a "Blue Light Special?"
On a bra or wool night gown!

Then we'll really go all out,
And have a dinner just for two,
Would ya like a Big Mac?
I'll leave that up to you!
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Sue
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1 posted 08-17-99 09:25 AM       View Profile for Sue   Email Sue   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sue

Toerag, I always suspected that you were a very generous person. Now you have shown me what a good judge of character I am!
Toerag
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2 posted 08-17-99 09:28 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Well yanno Sue, a silver anniversary is special! LOL........
Toerag
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3 posted 08-17-99 09:33 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

And really, I left off the big surprise....I plan on stopping by the cemetary on the way home and give her a nice bouquet of flowers. She wasn't terribly impressed with those plastic ones from K-mart last year...even though I did let her pick them out?....Women! So hard to understand yanno?....
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4 posted 08-17-99 09:40 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFLMAO!!!! But a wool night gown, Toe???? *EG* I guess she needs that to keep warm while waiting for you to come home from drinking with LJA, Balladeer, and PW? LOL
Poet deVine
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5 posted 08-17-99 09:40 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

I would think this poem alone is worth that trip to K-Mart and McDonalds...and there are enough flowery phrases here she doesn't need a bouquet! (I saw your wife shopping at the Goodwill Store for you - hope you like lime green pants!)
Lost Dreamer
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6 posted 08-17-99 10:18 AM       View Profile for Lost Dreamer   Email Lost Dreamer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lost Dreamer

Toerag, I started reading this one, and thought it was gonna be another deep down in the soul one, then I got to K-mart and I burst out laughing. You are good, your wife must ROTFL all the time.
elvira
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7 posted 08-17-99 04:30 PM       View Profile for elvira   Email elvira   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for elvira

brings to mind that old strip tease song "hey big spender"
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8 posted 08-17-99 04:52 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Toerag, your generosity is exceeded only by your waistline.

Of course she would prefer a Big Mac! Who wouldn't?
Nan
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9 posted 08-17-99 07:52 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Hey!!
Who's having Big Mac?
You'll have to pass that one by me first...


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Nay, if our wits run the Wild-Goose chase, I am done:
For thou hast more of the Wild-Goose in one of thy wits,
Than I am sure I have in my whole five.
~ 1592 Wm. Shakespeare ~ Romeo & Juliet ~ ii. iv. 75


Carolina Girl
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10 posted 08-17-99 09:42 PM       View Profile for Carolina Girl   Email Carolina Girl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Carolina Girl

ROFLMAO!! I just read a sign on a van today that said "When I die, I want my ashes spread along the parking area of Wal-Mart. At least my wife will come visit me every day!"
pen of passion
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11 posted 08-17-99 09:50 PM       View Profile for pen of passion   Email pen of passion   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for pen of passion

Boy, aren't you the romantic.
 
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