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Toerag
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since 07-29-99
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Ala bam a


0 posted 08-16-99 04:06 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

But then and again,
When ya look like me,
A body well chiseled,
Like you've never seen.

A face so handsome,
And angel like hair,
With a muscle-bound abdomen,
A complexion so fair.

Personality and humor,
A kindness so rare,
Sexually perfect,
The best anywhere.

My legs are like trees,
My arms are pure mass,
A tongue that can please,
A well shapened ass.

And if for some reason,
You do believe me,
I've got an oceanfront mansion for sale,
In east Tennessee!

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 08-16-99).]
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Sue
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1 posted 08-16-99 04:07 PM       View Profile for Sue   Email Sue   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sue

What a pity that real beauty is all on the inside!
Toerag
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Ala bam a


2 posted 08-16-99 04:09 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

LOL.....Ain't it the truth gal!!!!!
LngJhnAg
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3 posted 08-16-99 04:23 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

yeah, Toe - lucky for you, too. 'Cuz, if I could post your 'Bubba' picture in here, the whole world would see you, and then you'd need every bit of that inner beauty - lol.
suthern
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on the threshold of a dream


4 posted 08-16-99 05:08 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

A visual treat
That would dazzle all eyes,
A chest built to nuzzle,
Strong superb thighs,
A delightful companion,
An incredible heart -
If you want perfection
Our Toe fills the part!
None could be finer...
Of that, I've no doubt.
He's the best a man could be
Inside and out!
WhtDove
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since 07-22-99
Posts 9561
Illinois


5 posted 08-16-99 05:22 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

we're not modest are we? lol...loved that little poem suthern wrote.
Balladeer
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6 posted 08-16-99 09:04 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Toerag, my friend, I must concur
You do look like a chiseler.
Hidden behind your humorous quips
Is a face that sank a thousand ships.

Long John tells me you had no luck
With that eleventh tummy tuck.
The fat that they made disappear
Lit Nova Scotia for a year!

I wonder if you sat and cried
The day that your hair finally dyed.
Those great legs that you call a tree
Would make an ostrich jump for glee!

But hey, old friend, it could be worse.
By Mother Nature you were cursed
But you're the funniest man I've seen.
How sad that looks aren't everything!
Poet deVine
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Hurricane Alley


7 posted 08-16-99 09:12 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Well, I had a good swoon
when I read that first rhyme
but after reading the rest
I might change my mind


There is so much more to a man than looks, there's money of course (kidding!). There is talent and brains...the two biggest turn on in the world for me! Show me your talent, dazzle me with your intelligence...I'll follow you anywhere!

I liked your poem, but at first I thought you were describing Ron!
elvira
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since 07-06-99
Posts 985
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8 posted 08-16-99 09:13 PM       View Profile for elvira   Email elvira   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for elvira

talk about shameless self-promotion, i thought i saw double at first with your name in the title and name column
signed
plain jane
Ladycat
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9 posted 08-16-99 10:48 PM       View Profile for Ladycat   Email Ladycat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Ladycat's Home Page   View IP for Ladycat

If only it were true.. Well at least, you have something on the inside right.. Since beauty is only skin deep anyway..

Love,
Lady
 
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