Ala bam a
A well needed rest, I was sound asleep,
It had been one hell of a day.
Then I heard a knock, 'bout three o'clock,
Rolled over-ignored-slept away.
My wife awoke and yelled in my ear;
"Aren't ya gonna go see who's there?"
Got up and staggered down the stairs,
To find a drunk in desperate despair.
He slurred out; "Can ya give me a push?"
My reply was direct and quite clear;
"It's three o'clock in the morning!
Get your big drunk ass out of here!"
Went back to bed, my wife asked me;
"Who was knocking on our door?"
I said just a drunk, needing a push,
I told him to leave and knock no more.
She said that wasn't nice, to go back and see,
If I could assist the poor man-
Got back outta bed, back down the stairs,
To do what-ever I can.
I looked out the door, unable to see,
Yelled out, "Hey do you still need a push?"
He replied, "Yes I sure do, would you please?"
I said; "Where are you man, I can't see past the bush?"
He said he was next to the flowerbed,
But I still couldn't see a damn thing,
I went out in the yard, and my face turned blood red,
When I found the drunk on my little girl's swing!
[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 08-16-99).]