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Toerag
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0 posted 08-11-99 10:46 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

They were partners
Two cops on a beat
The temp was near 90
Unbearable heat.

Officer LongJohn,
His partner Nan,
He had the muscles,
She made the plans.

This morning Nan noticed,
Something was hung,
Toerag from a limb on high,
By his Toenails was strung.

She said she must go
Back to the station
She had to go now,
Without hesitation.

Officer LongJohn,
said not to worry,
He'd send their canine
He'd be back in a hurry.

Just toss him Toe's sock,
and give him a "sniff"
He'd get that rag
With just one whiff!

An hour passed by,
The dog was still gone,
Then they heard sirens,
Something was wrong.

They looked down the street,
Saw their dog running south,
With Toerag's duds
In their dog's mouth.




[This message has been edited by Nan (edited 08-11-99).]
© Copyright 1999 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
Sunshine
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1 posted 08-11-99 11:12 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

Oh my, just wait till Nan gets back at you. Had enough of Balladeer and LJ, hey, and now out to get beaten senseless by others?

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KRJ
Sunshine
Words will always express our feelings true. ~~~ KRJ
Look, then, into thine heart, and write ~~~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Delores Hall
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2 posted 08-11-99 11:18 AM       View Profile for Delores Hall   Email Delores Hall   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Delores Hall

Crossing the line.
Toerag
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3 posted 08-11-99 11:20 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Sunshine....I'm not worried....me and Nan are buddies....right Nan?....That certainly is a becoming blouse she has on today....don't ya think?....And her poetry is superb...and I love what she's done to her hair.....she's such a fine, never hostile, always forgiving sweet young lady too.....


"It's easier to seek forgiveness than to acquire permission"
Toerag
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4 posted 08-11-99 11:21 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Yanno?....I think the name "Jan" would fit in there nicely....don't ya all?
Toerag
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5 posted 08-11-99 12:05 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

If I could make a suggestion?....Why not add a delete button to this forum?....So when some of us misbehaved, thought about it later, wanted to try to get out of trouble, could just delete?...Now, I'm not referring to myself or anyone else for that matter, but it would be quite convenient sometimes...LOL

I do happen to have a delete button, thanks

[This message has been edited by Nan (edited 08-11-99).]
poetFemmeFatale
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6 posted 08-11-99 12:27 PM       View Profile for poetFemmeFatale   Email poetFemmeFatale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for poetFemmeFatale

You silly little boy...I bet you enjoyed getting spankings when you were young! Hell, you probably still like to be spanked! Don't ya ??

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"The strongest man in the world is he who stands most alone..." Henrik Ibsen (1826-1906) Norwegian dramatist lyric poet

Seymour Tabin
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7 posted 08-11-99 12:29 PM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Mine is not to do or die
Mine is just to reason why?
Sue
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8 posted 08-11-99 01:44 PM       View Profile for Sue   Email Sue   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sue

Personalities apart, it is very funny, well-written art.
ac
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9 posted 08-11-99 04:16 PM       View Profile for ac   Email ac   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for ac

how could you,tsk, tsk..
shame, shame Toerag...
but i admit you're brave,if nothing else...
for now it is not just Poetwheel and Balladeer...
but Nan who will be on your back...

[This message has been edited by ac (edited 08-11-99).]
suthern
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10 posted 08-11-99 04:20 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

I see you conscience started nibbling on you!!!! LOL. I hope Nan brought her sense of humor and tolerance with her today.... I know I enjoyed!!! (a lot more than the sergeant! LOL)

[This message has been edited by suthern (edited 08-11-99).]
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11 posted 08-11-99 04:27 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

There are none more sorry than
Someone who tries to pick on Nan.
You should have stuck to 'Wheel and me
Instead of seeking agony.
You better scoot 'fore she gets here..
Siberia's good this time of year.
So, with a fond farewell, I sigh
"It couldn't happen to a nicer guy!"
Andrew Scott
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12 posted 08-11-99 04:36 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Toe: I don't know the Lady Nan very well like some others, but I got a feeling you're going to wish it were just your testicles that were about to take a beating... and I don't mean that in a soft and cuddly sort of way either. Best of luck.

P.S. Very twisted. Thanks for the laugh
Artur Hawkwing
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13 posted 08-11-99 07:50 PM       View Profile for Artur Hawkwing   Email Artur Hawkwing   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Artur Hawkwing

Yanno? Your aged grandmother will give you a beating for this one!
Poet deVine
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14 posted 08-11-99 09:12 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Now you've gone and done it sir
you've messed with someone sweet
as this will be your very last post
remember that Nan can DELETE!

suthern
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15 posted 08-12-99 10:07 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

What a shame I didn't get a chance to copy this before the revisions. ( Work can really get in the way of fun!
Nan
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16 posted 08-12-99 10:10 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

C'est la Vie...
Toerag
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17 posted 08-12-99 10:52 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Dear Nan....thank you so much for editing my sweet little poem.....I have one for you too.

 
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