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The Newlywed Game

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Toerag
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0 posted 08-11-99 09:54 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

And Now!...The star of The Newlywed Game.....
Boooooooooooooooooooooob Eubanks!!!

"All of our contestants
Are Newlyweds of course,
Let me introduce LongJohn,
A "sailor" of sorts.

He's only been married
For a very short time,
A gal that would have him,
Was so hard to find.

We asked his wife Lorelei,
What LongJohn does best,
She thought very hard,
Then she confessed;
"He passes gas frequently
And kicks kitty kats,
Writes poetry and cusses,
that handsome Toerag."

Bob asked her next,
'bout their sweet honeymoon,
She said it was funny,
like a Popeye Cartoon.
"When he ate spinach and viagra
he could last for an hour,
When the viagra ran out,
So did his power.

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 08-11-99).]

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WhtDove
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1 posted 08-11-99 10:30 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

LOL...such humor! I liked it.
Lorelei54
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2 posted 08-11-99 12:56 PM       View Profile for Lorelei54   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lorelei54

I can't let this one pass
Toerag has it all wrong
It must be his honeymoon
He's talking about
Our honeymoon was perfect
Not a single faux-pas.

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angel girl
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3 posted 08-12-99 03:17 AM       View Profile for angel girl   Email angel girl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for angel girl

Very funny

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One touch of nature makes the whole world kin.
-William Shakespeare

suthern
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4 posted 08-12-99 08:54 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Lor: Not a single faux pas??? From Long John? LOL. Does this mean he sat quietly and did absolutely nothing????? *EG* (Just kidding, lady... you know Toe and I both love you and that smelly sailor... we just have immense sympathy for you and are considering nominating you for sainthood! LOL)

Toerag: The nerve of the guy... cussing that handsome Toerag! *G* Great poem!!!!
Lorelei54
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5 posted 08-12-99 12:36 PM       View Profile for Lorelei54   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lorelei54

I hate to mar my sweet mans image
I'm sure he likes being rough and tough!
But just under the skin
He's a real woman's man.
He know just what to say
And what to do
Just how to push my buttons
And make me appericate each day.

ps..sympathy not needed...but thanks!

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