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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 1999-08-11 09:54 AM

And Now!...The star of The Newlywed Game.....
Boooooooooooooooooooooob Eubanks!!!

"All of our contestants
Are Newlyweds of course,
Let me introduce LongJohn,
A "sailor" of sorts.

He's only been married
For a very short time,
A gal that would have him,
Was so hard to find.

We asked his wife Lorelei,
What LongJohn does best,
She thought very hard,
Then she confessed;
"He passes gas frequently
And kicks kitty kats,
Writes poetry and cusses,
that handsome Toerag."

Bob asked her next,
'bout their sweet honeymoon,
She said it was funny,
like a Popeye Cartoon.
"When he ate spinach and viagra
he could last for an hour,
When the viagra ran out,
So did his power.

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WhtDove
Member Rara Avis

since 1999-07-22

Posts 9245
Illinois

1 posted 1999-08-11 10:30 AM

LOL...such humor! I liked it.

Lorelei54
Member

since 1999-07-27

Posts 458

2 posted 1999-08-11 12:56 PM

I can't let this one pass
Toerag has it all wrong
It must be his honeymoon
He's talking about
Our honeymoon was perfect
Not a single faux-pas.

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angel girl
Member

since 1999-07-23

Posts 322
within a whisper...

3 posted 1999-08-12 03:17 AM

Very funny

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One touch of nature makes the whole world kin.
-William Shakespeare

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

4 posted 1999-08-12 08:54 AM

Lor: Not a single faux pas??? From Long John? LOL. Does this mean he sat quietly and did absolutely nothing????? *EG* (Just kidding, lady... you know Toe and I both love you and that smelly sailor... we just have immense sympathy for you and are considering nominating you for sainthood! LOL)

Toerag: The nerve of the guy... cussing that handsome Toerag! *G* Great poem!!!!

Lorelei54
Member

since 1999-07-27

Posts 458

5 posted 1999-08-12 12:36 PM

I hate to mar my sweet mans image
I'm sure he likes being rough and tough!
But just under the skin
He's a real woman's man.
He know just what to say
And what to do
Just how to push my buttons
And make me appericate each day.

ps..sympathy not needed...but thanks!

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