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Toerag
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Ala bam a


0 posted 08-11-99 08:40 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

Fungi, bacteria or athlete's "Toe"
Use Calamine lotion and itch no 'moe'
But Balladeer's itch is way above that,
And we ain't talkin' bout under his hat.

He got his itch in a barnyard fling,
It's all red and scaley on his "thing"
Nobody at home to scratch his itch,
Or anyone around to hear him bitch.

So off to the druggist to find a cure,
Cuz the "things" turned blue..pure azure!
The druggist said, "Rub this in real deep,
Ev'ry four hours, and stay away from them sheep!"
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Sue
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1 posted 08-11-99 09:30 AM       View Profile for Sue   Email Sue   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sue

Toerag, you should be careful whom you insult, sheep are very sensitive!
poetFemmeFatale
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2 posted 08-11-99 09:34 AM       View Profile for poetFemmeFatale   Email poetFemmeFatale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for poetFemmeFatale

How informative! Poor Balladeer - I never knew - although I have been a bit suspicious....he's so "different" you know...but animals.??? Oh Gawd...Balladeer, if you're that hard up, call me, K? Fabulous piece of work.....what a way to start my day - laughing!

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"The strongest man in the world is he who stands most alone..." Henrik Ibsen (1826-1906) Norwegian dramatist lyric poet

Toerag
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3 posted 08-11-99 11:28 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Yanno....PoetWheel was asking Balladeer what he was eating for lunch.....and he replied with "mutton Honey".....
 
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