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Toerag
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since 1999-07-29
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Ala bam a

0 posted 1999-08-11 08:40 AM


Fungi, bacteria or athlete's "Toe"
Use Calamine lotion and itch no 'moe'
But Balladeer's itch is way above that,
And we ain't talkin' bout under his hat.

He got his itch in a barnyard fling,
It's all red and scaley on his "thing"
Nobody at home to scratch his itch,
Or anyone around to hear him bitch.

So off to the druggist to find a cure,
Cuz the "things" turned blue..pure azure!
The druggist said, "Rub this in real deep,
Ev'ry four hours, and stay away from them sheep!"

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Sue
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since 1999-08-04
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France
1 posted 1999-08-11 09:30 AM


Toerag, you should be careful whom you insult, sheep are very sensitive!
poetFemmeFatale
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since 1999-07-25
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Arkansas
2 posted 1999-08-11 09:34 AM


How informative! Poor Balladeer - I never knew - although I have been a bit suspicious....he's so "different" you know...but animals.??? Oh Gawd...Balladeer, if you're that hard up, call me, K? Fabulous piece of work.....what a way to start my day - laughing!

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- poet FemmeFatale

"The strongest man in the world is he who stands most alone..." Henrik Ibsen (1826-1906) Norwegian dramatist lyric poet


Toerag
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Ala bam a
3 posted 1999-08-11 11:28 AM


Yanno....PoetWheel was asking Balladeer what he was eating for lunch.....and he replied with "mutton Honey".....
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