Ala bam a
Fungi, bacteria or athlete's "Toe"
Use Calamine lotion and itch no 'moe'
But Balladeer's itch is way above that,
And we ain't talkin' bout under his hat.
He got his itch in a barnyard fling,
It's all red and scaley on his "thing"
Nobody at home to scratch his itch,
Or anyone around to hear him bitch.
So off to the druggist to find a cure,
Cuz the "things" turned blue..pure azure!
The druggist said, "Rub this in real deep,
Ev'ry four hours, and stay away from them sheep!"