Open Poetry #1 |
Barnyard Blues |
Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Fungi, bacteria or athlete's "Toe" Use Calamine lotion and itch no 'moe' But Balladeer's itch is way above that, And we ain't talkin' bout under his hat. He got his itch in a barnyard fling, It's all red and scaley on his "thing" Nobody at home to scratch his itch, Or anyone around to hear him bitch. So off to the druggist to find a cure, Cuz the "things" turned blue..pure azure! The druggist said, "Rub this in real deep, Ev'ry four hours, and stay away from them sheep!" |
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Sue Member
since 1999-08-04
Posts 383France |
Toerag, you should be careful whom you insult, sheep are very sensitive! |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
How informative! Poor Balladeer - I never knew - although I have been a bit suspicious....he's so "different" you know...but animals.??? Oh Gawd...Balladeer, if you're that hard up, call me, K? Fabulous piece of work.....what a way to start my day - laughing! ------------------ - poet FemmeFatale "The strongest man in the world is he who stands most alone..." Henrik Ibsen (1826-1906) Norwegian dramatist lyric poet |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yanno....PoetWheel was asking Balladeer what he was eating for lunch.....and he replied with "mutton Honey"..... |
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