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McBalladeer's Inn

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Toerag
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Ala bam a


0 posted 08-10-99 08:14 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

You deserve a break today,
So get up and on your way,
McBalladeer's Inn's the place to go
Where the guys put on the show.

Ice cold ale and dragon stew,
Prepared with care, just for you.
You can order fries and veal
Served upon a poet wheel

And for dessert you should try,
One of their homemade humble pies.
But refrain from ordering the Ice Cream,
Cuz heaven knows where it may have been!
© Copyright 1999 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
suthern
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since 07-29-99
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on the threshold of a dream


1 posted 08-10-99 08:30 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

I think it may be a while before I order ice cream! LOL. But some ice cold ale sounds good.... beer isn't just for breakfast? *G*

Enjoyed the poem!!! And needed the smiles... thanks!
Poetwheel
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2 posted 08-10-99 11:32 AM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

Toerag:
With care, select the words you state
or you'll find yourself upon my plate

Be wary how you choose a foe
or be prepared to dine on crow

For while I deal in joy and mirth
I'll readily plant you in the earth

Wheelbarrow'd words, literary spade
shall bury you for what you have said.

PW

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Dragoness
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3 posted 08-10-99 12:02 PM       View Profile for Dragoness   Email Dragoness   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Dragoness's Home Page   View IP for Dragoness

I really enjoyed this!!

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Set you heart free and your mind will follow.
Lucie
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since 06-20-99
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4 posted 08-10-99 12:07 PM       View Profile for Lucie   Email Lucie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lucie

Hey Toe.. Me thinks me heard a threat from the peanut gallery..hahha SIC 'EM.
Toerag
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Ala bam a


5 posted 08-10-99 03:26 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Awww now Poetwheel....

I know you love me
And LongJohn too,
I'm sure you love nature,
Despite what it's done to you.

My stuffs all crazy,
Your's is all "pro"
I'm just a smartass,
Not your foe.....

If I was,
You'd surely know,
Cuz I'd leave you speechless,
At that I'm the pro.
"Cuts" and "putdowns" and tellin' lies,
When it comes to these.....I'd win first prize!

But.....I love ya man.......(have ya got a Bud Light?)

Toerag
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Posts 5839
Ala bam a


6 posted 08-11-99 06:53 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Lucie....Yanno?....I'm so often unjustly rebuked, made fun of, criticized, and some of these guys are downright mean to me?....I just don't understand?...Do you?
 
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