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Barking Balladeer

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Toerag
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0 posted 08-09-99 02:42 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

I've heard it said,
For quite a while
Balladeer prefers it
"Doggy Style'
That's a position
of making love
Like that of dogs
Their rendition
'Cept with him
It's not the same
He gets the whim
He rolls over
Sits up and begs
Like old Rover

(reprinted with permission...LongJohn Silver)
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suthern
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1 posted 08-09-99 02:57 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFLMAO... especially at the credits! LOL. We know LJA is an expert at begging... ya mean to say he learned it from Balladeer? *G*
Lorelei54
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2 posted 08-09-99 09:42 PM       View Profile for Lorelei54   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lorelei54

LOL..Suthern, I "beg" to differ with you...rarely does he get the chance to "beg" hehe, unless its for mercy!
Poet deVine
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3 posted 08-11-99 08:48 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

If I remember correctly, dogs when they beg, will sit and let their tongue hang out.. perhaps, Balladeer's tongue is 12 inches long?
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4 posted 08-11-99 08:51 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Then it wouldn't be a tongue, deVine one. It would be a foot!
Artur Hawkwing
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5 posted 08-11-99 08:52 PM       View Profile for Artur Hawkwing   Email Artur Hawkwing   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Artur Hawkwing

And pants from exhaustion? Perhaps so!
angel girl
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within a whisper...


6 posted 08-12-99 07:20 AM       View Profile for angel girl   Email angel girl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for angel girl

O.K. Toe, that was mean. But it was so funny I loved it. Good job.

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One touch of nature makes the whole world kin.
-William Shakespeare

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7 posted 08-12-99 09:09 AM       View Profile for Dragoness   Email Dragoness   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Dragoness's Home Page   View IP for Dragoness

Good one Toe! TOo Funny!!

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