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Poetwheel
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0 posted 08-08-99 01:47 PM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

Your mewls fall 'pon deaf ears, dearest gerbil. No pleas shall scale the fortress of my hatred; this will be my day. I will hear your last request, Gerbil, its the least I can offer a nemesis as historied as you. A pellet? Done! Eat with relish, oh unrepentant rhodent. Now it is time; feel the steel! The spinning maelstrom which will be your final teacher!
Sad really, but he should never have gotten into my secret documents...

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INclan
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1 posted 08-08-99 02:13 PM       View Profile for INclan   Email INclan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for INclan

and was it chop, blend, or liquify?
PrincessDoo
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2 posted 08-08-99 02:31 PM       View Profile for PrincessDoo   Email PrincessDoo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PrincessDoo

i'm sorry... but i dont get it

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Poetwheel
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3 posted 08-08-99 03:32 PM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

INclan; liquify.
PrincessDOO; perhaps, thats because, there's nothing to get...

PW

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Moonlight
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4 posted 08-08-99 04:56 PM       View Profile for Moonlight   Email Moonlight   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Moonlight's Home Page   View IP for Moonlight

you have a sick mind! - I like it LOL
ever seen the frog-in-a-blender site?
go to www.amused.com - they link to it.

keep the crazy stuff coming!
Balladeer
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5 posted 08-08-99 06:17 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Hey, wheel! Whare ya been? We got these two guys, see, think they're some sort of funny, tryin' to take over, threats of violence have been suggested, some kind of Rag and a Long sumpin' or other. I been waitin' for you to get back so's we can tag-team 'em a little. Know what I mean?
Poetwheel
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6 posted 08-09-99 09:30 AM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

Balladeer! I am filled with excitement at the prospect of tag teaming against those evil butt pirates! I have been busy, tis true, but I am now back, and eagerly await a duet. I must go peruse some poems and throw down some comments. Let me know what you are interested in. Its an honor to have such an offer from one as talented as yourself.
PW

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7 posted 08-09-99 10:03 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Balladeer: No fair recruiting assistance! LOL

Poetwheel: You might find a trio sweet sounding? *G* Thanks for sending those "what's for breakfast?" thoughts scurrying!
LngJhnAg
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8 posted 08-09-99 10:10 AM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Poetwheel

I liked your words, but may I make a suggestion for improvement? Just substitute in "Litter of Kittens" wherever you wrote "Gerbil." Now THAT is gormet! lol Great, twisted writing. I especially loved the last sentence. You can never be too careful with those secret personal documents, yanno.

'Deer

Yanno, tag teaming can be fun... when do I get somebody on MY team????

Ladies - Relax... tag teams are a guy thing... you wouldn't understand... What's that? Cat fights? Gossip? Oops, sorry, I underestimated you. *g*
Poetwheel
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9 posted 08-09-99 02:57 PM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

Hey Little John (or whatever...) check out "Comforting words to a red haired maiden, he leg caught in grain auger" for a taste of things truly disturbing....
PW

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