Your mewls fall 'pon deaf ears, dearest gerbil. No pleas shall scale the fortress of my hatred; this will be my day. I will hear your last request, Gerbil, its the least I can offer a nemesis as historied as you. A pellet? Done! Eat with relish, oh unrepentant rhodent. Now it is time; feel the steel! The spinning maelstrom which will be your final teacher! Sad really, but he should never have gotten into my secret documents...
Hey, wheel! Whare ya been? We got these two guys, see, think they're some sort of funny, tryin' to take over, threats of violence have been suggested, some kind of Rag and a Long sumpin' or other. I been waitin' for you to get back so's we can tag-team 'em a little. Know what I mean?
Balladeer! I am filled with excitement at the prospect of tag teaming against those evil butt pirates! I have been busy, tis true, but I am now back, and eagerly await a duet. I must go peruse some poems and throw down some comments. Let me know what you are interested in. Its an honor to have such an offer from one as talented as yourself. PW
I liked your words, but may I make a suggestion for improvement? Just substitute in "Litter of Kittens" wherever you wrote "Gerbil." Now THAT is gormet! lol Great, twisted writing. I especially loved the last sentence. You can never be too careful with those secret personal documents, yanno.
Yanno, tag teaming can be fun... when do I get somebody on MY team????
Ladies - Relax... tag teams are a guy thing... you wouldn't understand... What's that? Cat fights? Gossip? Oops, sorry, I underestimated you. *g*