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Poetwheel
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0 posted 08-08-99 01:39 PM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

I staggered to the bathroom, nearly tripping to the floor
Fell back against the towel rack, hit my head against the door
I knew I had too much to drink, my insides wanted out
I knew that I was loaded when I heard the toilet shout:

Get away from me, you stenching drunk, consider me on strike
I've been splashed with puke and soaked with pee, from some loud mouth drunk named Mike
So many asses I have held, the pimpled and the fair
Some asses with great craggy scars, some asses full of hair.
I've seen the drunkards wretch and urge, to fill my bowl with mush
They gag and spit and leave me soiled, and the buggers never flush
So begone from here, you raunchy mess, I'll host your kind no more
Just spin around, leave toilet town, be sure to close the door.
I did as told and left the room, much to my disgust
The lesson learned, a toilet spurned, is a toilet you can't trust.


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INclan
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1 posted 08-08-99 02:23 PM       View Profile for INclan   Email INclan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for INclan

ROFLOL!!!!!!

I have often wondered what certain things would say if they could talk. Nice Job.
Balladeer
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2 posted 08-08-99 06:23 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Well, that's it then. Your poetry has finally gone to pot.



[This message has been edited by Balladeer (edited 08-08-99).]
Alwye
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In the space between moments


3 posted 08-09-99 12:44 AM       View Profile for Alwye   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alwye

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a laugh!!! Great, Poetwheel!!!!

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*Krista Knutson*

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elvira
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4 posted 08-09-99 02:49 PM       View Profile for elvira   Email elvira   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for elvira

just tell that toilet to put a lid on it

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I will live my life as i, will undoubtedly die - alone. ~Morrissey~
Poetwheel
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5 posted 08-09-99 02:53 PM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

Thank you all. May you each awaken to a brand new urinal cake under your pillows.

PW

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on the threshold of a dream


6 posted 08-09-99 03:01 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

I guess that'll teach you to party at Long John's place! LOL.
RainbowGirl
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7 posted 08-09-99 03:05 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

Well I may not have found my laughter last night but I certainly found some giggles with this....:-)))

HUGS

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Andrew Scott
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8 posted 08-09-99 04:18 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

All kneel before the porcelain god, for it has spoken.
Toerag
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since 07-29-99
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Ala bam a


9 posted 08-09-99 04:31 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Well, all's I can say is that I really don't remember you drinking with me?....And, I don't remember you asking me about my poetry either?....but you sure have come around to the "Toerag" way of thinking! This is great my man....simply great!
poetFemmeFatale
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10 posted 08-14-99 05:01 PM       View Profile for poetFemmeFatale   Email poetFemmeFatale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for poetFemmeFatale

I can't believe I missed this one....!! ROFLOL Ha Ha Ha He He He!!! Where's that there toilet, I'm laughing so hard I need to Pee !! Excuse me......~~gone.....

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- poet FemmeFatale

"The strongest man in the world is he who stands most alone..." Henrik Ibsen (1826-1906) Norwegian dramatist lyric poet

Moonlight
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11 posted 08-14-99 05:54 PM       View Profile for Moonlight   Email Moonlight   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Moonlight's Home Page   View IP for Moonlight

hahahahaha this is CLASSIC! I love it.
more more!
aziza
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12 posted 06-10-2007 07:14 PM       View Profile for aziza   Email aziza   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for aziza

How can anyone ignore that title?

I laughed so hard and am leaving now to go clean my toilet again.  Maybe hug the porcelain without being sick.  Gonna go share the love.

Yep.
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Artic Wind
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Realm of Supernatural


13 posted 11-12-2007 09:11 PM       View Profile for Artic Wind   Email Artic Wind   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Artic Wind

Enjoyed

ARCTIC WIND
 
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