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An Ode To TV Evangelists

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Toerag
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0 posted 08-07-99 11:26 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

Oh his name is Jimmy Swaggert,
He used to save souls from evil ya see,
But they caught him in motels with hookers,
And removed his show from TV.

When he was a kid his mother would scold him,
"James keep your hands off your crotch!
It's nasty and dirty and surely a sin,"
But she never said he couldn't just watch?

They say Jim Baker was a pervert,
And probably a deviant too,
But Reverend Swaggert really did nothing,
'Cept rent a room with a view.

Well his worries now are all over,
He'll soon be a rich man again,
He sold his life story to Playboy,
And the movie rights to MGM.
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1 posted 08-07-99 11:32 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Jerry Lee's cuzz is already rich again... he left the motels of Metairie for the capitol city and owns half the south side! LOL. Great poem, Toe!!
 
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