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Oh his name is Jimmy Swaggert,
He used to save souls from evil ya see,
But they caught him in motels with hookers,
And removed his show from TV.
When he was a kid his mother would scold him,
"James keep your hands off your crotch!
It's nasty and dirty and surely a sin,"
But she never said he couldn't just watch?
They say Jim Baker was a pervert,
And probably a deviant too,
But Reverend Swaggert really did nothing,
'Cept rent a room with a view.
Well his worries now are all over,
He'll soon be a rich man again,
He sold his life story to Playboy,
And the movie rights to MGM.