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Wonk Eyed LongJohn

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Toerag
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0 posted 08-07-99 11:02 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

The Rabbi came by with a big sharp knife,
When LongJohn was but a young tot.
He thought he was gonna take his life,
But all he took was "some" off the top.

Now if the Rabbi should miss
LongJohn would end up like "sis"
And have to sit on the pot.
But in a short time
The Rabbi did fine,
And just took a tad off the top.

Now cutting on LongJohn took much toil,
Which LongJohn didn't enjoy a whole lot,
If he'd cut off more, he'd been a goil,
But he just took a tad off the top.

Well the circumcision went all right,
But perfect it truly was not,
When he aims to the left, he pee's to the right,
Cuz he cut a tad crooked at the top.

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 08-07-99).]
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LngJhnAg
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1 posted 08-07-99 11:07 AM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Toe

Is NOTHING sacred to you?????

(alright, ya scalawag... who told you? Was it Lorelei?????)

[This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 08-07-99).]
Newguy
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2 posted 08-07-99 11:10 AM       View Profile for Newguy   Email Newguy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Newguy

lol....exploring the regions that are yet to be discovered, eh toerag? I am staying out of this one
suthern
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3 posted 08-07-99 11:13 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

LJA: Nope... nothing's sacred... aren't you glad? *G* And let's just say Lor has our sympathy! LOL.

Toerag: From what you've told us about LJA's honeymoon, I'm glad the rabbi's hand was steady... taking a little off the top didn't leave much!!! LOL.
Toerag
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4 posted 08-07-99 01:57 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Yuh-kneaux?....There are some really fine poets on this board...and some fine folks too. I really appreciate the kind words I've received for my silliness...it's much appreciated....I'm in awe of some of what you all have posted here....I like to have fun, hopefully bring a smile to some...and to bring resentment to none.....I already know the very fine people like LhnJhnAg, Suthern and some of the rest....the unbelievable talent of many..Balladeer's one of the most remarkable fellas I've ever encountered, can't believe he hasn't made a living at this.....I truly hope I don't offend anyone, I do go "overboard" occassionally, and 'Nan" I do appreciate your patience....I'll try my best to behave......at least within the limits set forth.....but again...thanks for all the kind words from all of you......
 
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