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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 1999-08-07 11:02 AM

The Rabbi came by with a big sharp knife,
When LongJohn was but a young tot.
He thought he was gonna take his life,
But all he took was "some" off the top.

Now if the Rabbi should miss
LongJohn would end up like "sis"
And have to sit on the pot.
But in a short time
The Rabbi did fine,
And just took a tad off the top.

Now cutting on LongJohn took much toil,
Which LongJohn didn't enjoy a whole lot,
If he'd cut off more, he'd been a goil,
But he just took a tad off the top.

Well the circumcision went all right,
But perfect it truly was not,
When he aims to the left, he pee's to the right,
Cuz he cut a tad crooked at the top.

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 08-07-99).]

LngJhnAg
Member Elite

since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

1 posted 1999-08-07 11:07 AM

Toe

Is NOTHING sacred to you?????

(alright, ya scalawag... who told you? Was it Lorelei?????)

[This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 08-07-99).]

Newguy
Junior Member

since 1999-06-27

Posts 36
Moultrie, GA, USA

2 posted 1999-08-07 11:10 AM

lol....exploring the regions that are yet to be discovered, eh toerag? I am staying out of this one

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

3 posted 1999-08-07 11:13 AM

LJA: Nope... nothing's sacred... aren't you glad? *G* And let's just say Lor has our sympathy! LOL.

Toerag: From what you've told us about LJA's honeymoon, I'm glad the rabbi's hand was steady... taking a little off the top didn't leave much!!! LOL.

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

4 posted 1999-08-07 01:57 PM

Yuh-kneaux?....There are some really fine poets on this board...and some fine folks too. I really appreciate the kind words I've received for my silliness...it's much appreciated....I'm in awe of some of what you all have posted here....I like to have fun, hopefully bring a smile to some...and to bring resentment to none.....I already know the very fine people like LhnJhnAg, Suthern and some of the rest....the unbelievable talent of many..Balladeer's one of the most remarkable fellas I've ever encountered, can't believe he hasn't made a living at this.....I truly hope I don't offend anyone, I do go "overboard" occassionally, and 'Nan" I do appreciate your patience....I'll try my best to behave......at least within the limits set forth.....but again...thanks for all the kind words from all of you......

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