Ala bam a
The Rabbi came by with a big sharp knife,
When LongJohn was but a young tot.
He thought he was gonna take his life,
But all he took was "some" off the top.
Now if the Rabbi should miss
LongJohn would end up like "sis"
And have to sit on the pot.
But in a short time
The Rabbi did fine,
And just took a tad off the top.
Now cutting on LongJohn took much toil,
Which LongJohn didn't enjoy a whole lot,
If he'd cut off more, he'd been a goil,
But he just took a tad off the top.
Well the circumcision went all right,
But perfect it truly was not,
When he aims to the left, he pee's to the right,
Cuz he cut a tad crooked at the top.
[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 08-07-99).]