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Emergency! (funny)

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Blondie
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Ever been somewhere when you suddenly had to pee?
So you go into the bathroom but canít find a stall thatís free?
So there you are waiting bouncing up and about,
waiting for someone to hurry and come out?
From one foot to the other, shifting side to side,
trying not to be a geek, trying, this urgency, to hide?
So your feeling really dumb now wondering why you didnít go
before leaving the house like your mother told you so!
Then, when you begin to fear that the worst outcome possible is drawing very near, a woman steps out of a stall...

and you're relieved down to your very core
that there won't be a puddle on the bathroom floor!


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Rose
© Copyright 1999 Melissa - All Rights Reserved
PrincessDoo
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hahahahahahha
very interesting
thanx for the laugh
Lucie
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I liked it.. very funny. Been there.. done that..hehe
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