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It Ain't dirty?

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Toerag
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0 posted 08-06-99 04:31 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

Ma and Pa went down ta the cellar,
All of a sudden I heard Ma beller,
"Get your fanger outta there it don't belong to you,
Wouldn't give ya a piece,
No matter what ya do."

He got some in the kitchen,
Got some in the hall,
Got some on his fanger
and he slung it on the wall...

Get your fanger outta there
It don't belong to you,
Wouldn't give ya a piece
No matter what ya do.

This poem ain't dirty,
Don't make that mistake.
All I's discussin'
Is my birthday cake..

Get your fanger outta there
It don't belong to you.
Wouldn't give ya a piece,
No matter what you do!
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Lucie
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1 posted 08-06-99 04:34 PM       View Profile for Lucie   Email Lucie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lucie

HA! As I snatch my mind back from the gutter...hehhe
Princess Lily
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2 posted 08-06-99 04:35 PM       View Profile for Princess Lily   Email Princess Lily   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Princess Lily

You have a way of making every subject very cute and funny~Lily

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*A rose is a rose it withers and dies...so long as you keep it the memories survive*


suthern
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3 posted 08-06-99 04:36 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

I dunno, Toe... my birthdsy's not for a while... but I'm definitely willing to share? *G*

thursdayschild
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4 posted 08-07-99 03:36 AM       View Profile for thursdayschild   Email thursdayschild   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for thursdayschild

Love your humor! Thanks for the
Ladycat
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5 posted 08-07-99 04:05 AM       View Profile for Ladycat   Email Ladycat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Ladycat's Home Page   View IP for Ladycat

I'm slowly coming out of the gutter that Lucie was in too.. You know.. Now that I think about it I'm going to stay in the gutter.. Life is easier that way.. heheh.. Another wonderfully funny piece.. I think that you are going to have me laughing for the rest of the night..

Love,
Lady

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Live in my world just once and you'll find yourself enraptured.



[This message has been edited by Ladycat (edited 08-07-99).]
LngJhnAg
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6 posted 08-07-99 08:39 AM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Alright, Toe - NOW tell them where your cake was in the first place! good little ditty there - What's the key - I wanna bellow, err, sing, along with you.
Toerag
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7 posted 08-07-99 08:42 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

LJA....actually, most everything I posted yesterday I used to do in Pubs and clubs when I still had a voice and could still pick my gee-tar decently.....LOL......
suthern
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8 posted 08-07-99 08:49 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Hmmmm... Though I haven't heard nearly enough, I can vouch that you still have the voice!!! LOL. And I'm waitin' on hearin' that pickin'! *G* (My imagination runs wild at what melodies match these lyrics! LOL)
elvira
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9 posted 08-09-99 10:58 PM       View Profile for elvira   Email elvira   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for elvira

play it again, "Sam"...i can see it now, you on the guitar, LngJhn on the harmonica, we'll have ourselves a regular hoe-down...perhaps suthern and i can be the go-go girls?
suthern
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10 posted 08-10-99 09:25 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFL... It's a great idea, Elvira... but I'm afraid if I was a go-go, the audience would be a gone-gone! LOL
JP
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11 posted 08-10-99 11:21 AM       View Profile for JP   Email JP   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit JP's Home Page   View IP for JP

I enjoy your work more and more with each read.

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Dum spiro, spero
JP


poetFemmeFatale
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12 posted 08-14-99 05:10 PM       View Profile for poetFemmeFatale   Email poetFemmeFatale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for poetFemmeFatale

Oh Suthern, you crack me up!! Go Go - Gone Gone !! LOL My mind was in the gutter too, and I nearly had to run to the commode when I read "he got some on his finger, and slung it on the wall !" Aaargghhh!!! Very "cute" read !

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"The strongest man in the world is he who stands most alone..." Henrik Ibsen (1826-1906) Norwegian dramatist lyric poet

redwriter1
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13 posted 08-14-99 06:24 PM       View Profile for redwriter1   Email redwriter1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for redwriter1

I'm not even sayinggg what I thought it was about.. hahah.. but I was thinking in my mind.. "ewwwwww".. HAHAHAH..

You got me!.. very funny..
Carolina Girl
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14 posted 08-14-99 08:14 PM       View Profile for Carolina Girl   Email Carolina Girl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Carolina Girl

Toe....I EXPECTED you to be talking more than cake.... but of course... we know it's the icing that was on the finger....but ya didn't say what flavor...:0
Christopher
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Purgatorial Incarceration


15 posted 08-14-99 08:37 PM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

ahem... I am going to stay right here in the gutter until someone can convince me that a fanger isn't what I'm thinking it is!

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...the things I did not know at first, I learned by doing twice.
-Billy Joel
 
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